Friday The 13th

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@libraryyeti @kiyasjoy My mom and I stayed there once. There were some teens partying. We got them to stop. Eventually.

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No movie today, kids. Sorry, just couldn't come up with a good plot. I know that never stopped me before, but I got nuthin today.

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@krockcarsen @meglifts 'sup ladies?

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It's when the guys like their own sex scenes. That's what makes this all worth it. cc @martybyrne12 @CraigLaughlinJr

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.@lelandry takes out her phone and begins texting "Uh guys? You left me. And that's my van." THE END

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If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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.@stefnoble, @meglifts, @tracytilly, and @mellokittie get into the conversion van and drive off, in search of their next adventure.

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"You know, we work good together." proclaims @mellokittie. "We are A TEAM! And I love it when a plan comes together." replies @stefnoble

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The police take @seankirst into custody and apologize for last night's wrongful arrest. The group breathes a sigh of relief.

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"I was bored after leaving." relies @seankirst "Writer's block, ya know? It'll drive you crazy." The police arrive.

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"Why?" asks @stefnoble. "Why would you kill reporters?"

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The butt of the blade hits Jason's chin, sending his mask flying. Everyone gathers to look at the swollen, bloody face of @seankirst.

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.@meglifts swings the axe with all her tremendous might.

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Jason falls to his knees. @meglifts picks up the axe. She measures her swing. Jason is helpless. "Stop! Abort! Abort!" yells @stefnoble

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.@meglifts That should be planet-rocking. Plant-rocking is not what you do,

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.@meglifts squeezes Jason's knuckles, breaking his bones. With her other hand she punches his stomach with plant-rocking force.

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Jason drops the rock, barely missing @meglifts. He swings a fist at her. @meglifts catches the punch and rises slowly.

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Jason lifts the rock high above his head, poised to smash @meglifts skull in. @tracytilly fires another bolt, hitting his shoulder.

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.@meglifts falters. dropping the rock and holding her abdomen. Jason grabs the rock and bashes her head.

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"NOW @meglifts!" yells @stefnoble. @meglifts runs from behind a tree with a large rock. Jason pulls the bolt from his hand and stabs her!