friday smith

[friday smith @Friday31]

this is where i come to cry

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

i’d like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

[friday smith @Friday31]

how do i move to london with absolutely no money

[friday smith @Friday31]

things are bleak

[atang @atangofficial_]

Not suicidal but I’ve lost interest in being alive

[friday smith @Friday31]

I hope Kris Jenner knows just how lucky she has been to only just be losing her mother at 70 years old

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Graham Norton: what was it like on set

The Cyclops from The Odyssey: the scenery was stunning

Lee Mack: I bet you couldn't believe your eye

*Laughter, round of applause, Lee Mack & Cyclops shake hands*

Miriam Margolyes: I bet it must be hard to get parts, because of your eye

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[friday smith @Friday31]

gerard way screaming is an aphrodisiac for me

[friday smith @Friday31]

tiktok has fully convinced me that haaland and bellingham are in love and if they dont kiss in midfield tonight i will be disappointed

[friday smith @Friday31]

lady at my nail place talking about how she doesnt vaccinate her children who are named tiger, wolfie, amaya, and allegra …..

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[friday smith @Friday31]

what has happened for the entirety of the UK to just suddenly forget the horrors that were the 14 years of Tories, and think that Starmer’s 2 years is remotely comparable? as a nation we are collectively thick as shit

[friday smith @Friday31]

if they would have taken social media away from me at 15 i would have killed myself or others

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

[NEETY GIRL @NEETYGIRL]

“god made you this way!!” well then god is clearly trying to get me to kill myself

[🦋 @leftunsents]

what substance do i have to abuse to enjoy living

[friday smith @Friday31]

10 years down the fucking drain :\