Friday Beers

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[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Just talked to the professor and he said that he'll give us an extension on White Boy Summer

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Buffalo police responded to a man refusing to get off a roof in New York, where officers were seen apparently offering him Twisted Tea cans before he chugged one, tossed it down, and returned to the roof’s edge.

[Gavin McRips @GavinMcRips]

Honey I’m all packed

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Doordashed and jacked off, call that a grub and tug

[Could Be The Move @CouldBeTheMove]

Courtside at Chipotle.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Zoom appoints Jeffrey E. Epstein, former Oracle CFO, to its Board of Directors.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Banning a Floridian from driving golf carts is like banning a cow from producing milk

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Tiger Woods banned from driving golf carts in Florida.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Next thing you know the PAC-12s gonna get involved

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

🚨 BREAKING: The SEC has opened an investigation into Daktronics concerning Kawhi Leonard, according to the scoreboard-maker's CFO on their earnings call today.

This is in addition to requests for information, related to the Clippers, from the NBA.

"The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking information from us concerning the company and [Kawhi] Leonard. We take these requests seriously and are cooperating."

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

He looks like he's in the middle of the Odyssey pig transformation

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

No further comments at this moment

[Could Be The Move @CouldBeTheMove]

Band T-Shirt Tuesday.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

The New York Post interviewer:
"Oh yeah... "
*Heavy breathing*
"How much bigger would you want to go?"

[New York Post @nypost]

Kylie Jenner wants ‘bigger and more out there’ implants after sharing exact boob job specs https://t.co/ShHjwMqDoa

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Anyone got a spare brick wall to run through?

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Chili's is opening its first-ever location on a golf course 🌶️

Chili's is taking over DeBell Golf Club in Burbank and creating a clubhouse with Chili's menu items and limited-edition Rhoback merch.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

The Kum 'n Balls duo is gonna go crazy

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Jonathan Kuminga has agreed to a two-year, $13 million deal with the Minnesota Timberwolves, plus a player option, agent Aaron Turner tells ESPN. Kuminga will be a starter alongside Anthony Edwards, LaMelo Ball, Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert on the West contender.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Buddy finally got an air fryer

[Sam Altman @sama]

we made a chip and it is fast

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Baseball is an autist’s playpen

[No Slang September 🔜 @premiles_]

Being really into baseball feels closer to being into trains or military history than it does following other sports. That's not a judgement but an observation.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Will this finally be enough to wake the NFL up to the dangers of CTE?

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Brady on his new Gucci campaign—and becoming a leather pants guy at 49 https://t.co/uvDl318agg

[Hit Different Golf @Hit_Diff_Golf]

We have lost the plot…

Golf Power Hour is live now on YT (link in bio)🤝

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

I get waiving him but there was no need to harm the young man

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cardinals also Waived/Injured running back Trey Benson.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

@chuskerenjoyer @BigDBoneyard Who gave you our secret formula?