fridayhighday

end the week in a blaze of glory

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Can spiders have orgasms?

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Rejoice! 100 years of diggity

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My train of thought has left the station

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Hot dog people are good people

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the peach prince hath thpoken

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Bitch you said any sound

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They all just stood and watched

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Witness him

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@Ritzcrackers the cheese Ritz bitz.. I had a whole sentence planned but it's gone now. You're great 👌

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He summons the darkness

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When I was a kid I told my parents very seriously "I know what happened to the dinosaurs" and described the events of Fantasia

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Even on hot nights I need to saran wrap myself to my recliner in order to nap comfortably

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This fish raised an entire generation to be scalies

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So much suspense and tradgedy

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Finally finished my quest to eat a molasses cookie. 11/10 worth every slight scrape of my teeth against each other

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@gushers you are an icon and an inspiration, I'm glad to know you

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Shit it's not Friday

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@JoseOleCentral I didn't get to have taquitos for a couple years so I forgot how good they are, but yours are way better than I remember. Thank you 🙏

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@noodlescompany Beneath the sauce I felt the texture and core of the buttery noodles and it was bliss

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I keep having to rewind Fantasia cause I refuse to miss a single twirling flower or fairy dewdrop or rousing mushroom dance that fills you with inspiration