Friday TheThirteenth

Today is my day. Good luck to all you out there that are superstitious, and those who aren't. Either way I'm gonna getcha!

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@Kruddy_C Number of "accidents" I have caused - 4,195. Number of people marijuana has killed - 0. What an epic moron. @devilweedseeds

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

http://t.co/vCkAmqFc #guerrisma clearly this guy is having some fun

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

My phone is too old to run NINdjA... First I can't show my face at midnight and random peoples houses.... Now this. #guerrisma

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

#guerrisma tonight better be awesome...don't look in the back room btw :)

[Look at My Wrist @WristLook]

Happy Friday the 13th. Look Out For Tal Creepy Guys Wearing A Hockey Mask Walking .000000002 MPH. He Might Kill You! :)

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@TheSingleGirls_ *blushes* i like hockey and machetes. My name is Jason ;) I'll be waiting for you in your house. #fridaythe13th

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@MTVtrey Is that a challenge? Consider it accepted. #fridaythe13th

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

McDonald's wants to trend #FryDaythe13th. I don't think they appreciate the irony. I'll fire up the oil ;) #Fridaythe13th

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@countycaligirl at about 10pm, go into your bathroom, turn off the lights, look into the mirror and say candyman 3 times :) #Fridaythe13th

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

How many people do I have to push down stairs for everyone to take #Fridaythe13th seriously?

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@adelesmith_ no i'm not, I'm full of hellfire and damnation. Why does everyone always get that mixed up? #Fridaythe13th

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Just adopted 8 black cats and have been throwing them in front of people I don't like. #fridaythe13th

[Pandora Boxx @ThePandoraBoxx]

Happy Friday the 13th!! Beware of hockey masked, serial killers who walk extremely slow and never die.

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@jtimberlake OMG guys! JT is talking about me! Can you autograph my machete??!!! #Fridaythe13th

[🇺🇸the hog father🇺🇸 @wyattkostygan]

who cares if it's friday the 13th. could your life actually get any worse?

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

@katyk1218 Its is amazing how easy everyone is making this for me today...also, can you bring duct tape and plastic sheeting? #fridaythe13th

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

Oh my lord #Bacon... #Fridaythe13th RT Paris Hilton: My not-so-little Princess Pigelette http://t.co/Y7wqCXCl

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

I decided to update my facebook today... couldn't decide whose to wear though. #Fridaythe13th http://t.co/A09DIode

[Friday TheThirteenth @FridayThe13]

I would like to take credit for all 3 of these, but I didn't give him the sword. #fridaythe13th http://t.co/iaQQPJlu