Joe Pontillo

Comedian/influencer. Bio in the bio! Two comedy specials. YouTube show. Becoming more powerful by the second.

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The only thing that can heal this country or if you feel like hate-watching something for 36 minutes.

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And I thought New York couldn't get any worse.

[TMZ @TMZ]

👰‍♀️ EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding will be in the middle of Manhattan!

Details: https://t.co/YsDngl5YV3

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Some people saw a sign on the road that said "Slow down" and thought that meant forever and especially when other cars are behind you.

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Gun to your head: what’s for lunch

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Still angry about the time I paid to ride on an old timey train only to get motion sickness and see a house that George Washington may have used the bathroom in.

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You're in their DMs. I'm using their credit card to buy thousands of dollars worth of plane tickets I'll never use.

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This dinosaur always looked like it knew what was about to go down.

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"Have some Pride (Month) in your driving you jerks!" - Digital traffic signs during June

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@SkylerPage_

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Martin Scorsese using AI to generate a storyboard of a character saying "I'm Italian. Blam! Blam!"

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Fans shouldn't be allowed to chant "Defense". If the home team can't remember then that's on them.

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Banned from way too many restaurants for ending all my food orders with "and it's an emergency."

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@metsnewsletter Pass

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He's going to be rage texting Iran while everyone's cheering.

[Stefan Bondy @SbondyNBA]

Post Exclusive: Donald Trump plans to attend Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

MSG performed security walkthroughs in preparation for his potential visit, per sources.

Mamdani is also expected to be there.

https://t.co/e6vaH5STwR

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@ByRobertMurray Cowards

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Comedians In Cars Crying All The Time

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"Remember that very serious thing that we were covering non-stop just a few weeks ago? Well no one gives a shit about it now." - The news

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@AnthonyDiComo Just punting games with a $400 million payroll. You love to see it.

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Criminal who won't release the hostages until they get a verification code from the cops.

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"Hey I'll get back to you within 24 hours, I mean days, I mean weeks, years? Ok you'll probably never hear from me again."

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How people you've known in real life for years look at your social media posts.