Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.
"I know you've been reading"
"I'm sure you've finished the whole syllabus"
"You're a serious student"
"I wanna be like you"
This gif is literally what I'm doing to myself academically these days
God will punish you! Your phone charger will spoil. Your screen will break. Your generator rope will cut. Your solar panel will catch fire. You go join Neolife. For tweeting this, you shall regret and come back here to apologize!
ever since i was a kid ive been morbidly fascinated by the idea of disappearing without a trace & being completely erased from everyones memory as tho i had never existed in the first place
had a *really* bad mental health episode a few months ago where i stopped messaging friends and going outside and was drinking a lot and it turns out people fucking HATE you for that