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((he/they)) take the entire US defense budget and spend it all on fucking my shit || $dystropic

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“Must be able to lift up to 75lbs unassisted. Pays $10/hr”

actually i’ll be lifting 300lbs unassisted when i toss your mom into bed get a fuckin grip

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

why are u giving money to chick fil a

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@ohJuliatweets have y’all ever tried having fun before?

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

hey @Xbox why the FUCK does my DVD need to buffer? matter of fact, why do you require an internet connection to even attempt playing a DVD?? you spineless mfs aren’t even trying to hide the fact you want physical media dead

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

bruh the unfollow button is right there. is it too much for your wittle fingies?? does baby not have the attention span to disengage with shit they don’t care about??? you poor critter, anyway get tf off my account unless you plan to behave like a real human being

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@SirSnackPack guys don’t listen this is just another nickisnotgreen alt account

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@dogeofficialceo i need you to know that your existence never once affected me in even the most meaningless of ways, and the only reason i know about it is a ratio rt that got 100k likes compared to your 600. some people really are only suited as a musician on the carbon steel clarinet

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@youtooztodd my fav piece was the social media intern who got fired for making the exact joke south park made about a certain superhero parody character while PROMOTING THAT EXACT CHARACTER AS A YOUTOOZ. capitalist dogs breed their own bastard death

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@mattwblakely while i’m glad the little lord had the bare minimum realization that monarchy bad, literally no one wants him. he’s a rich bitch that decided to publicize every second of his life and then blame us for the consequences. rich people’s opinions never have and never will matter

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@TheContemplativ @mattxiv your 3 options are to cite a source, backpedal, or delete your account. at this point either you realize how stupid of a fight this was to pick or you’re actively choosing to be a bullshit-peddling freak

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@BobbyDukeArts @whiteoakacorn have you ever considered working with live nature like this tho? like how people shape saplings over years to form chairs or tables or whatever out of solid living wood

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@colin_fraser mfw i can’t stand mfs that think about things i don’t think about >:(

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

spiritual psychosis is indistinguishable from “real” religion and there is only one logical conclusion to come to using that objectively correct information!!! one of the most important religious figures was a schizophrenic french teenager who did war real good bc of The Voices

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

the next time i hear someone talking about “god told me…” i’m calling in a wellness check for a gas leak

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@toughtalkty you’d be strung up for even thinking of talking about these things publicly if it weren’t for trans people.

if you can discard humanity so easily, don’t complain when no one will recognize you as a brother

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@ElijahSchaffer rage-baiting makes you a quivering pathetic pussy even if it’s a single post. now imagine what people think of you for basing your entire persona on it, cracker.

i can say it, we’re just a regular pack of saltines here brother

[rug guts @fried_eyed]

@InspectorNerd every one of you elitist blowhards are the ones that actually deserve to toil in this shit prison, but an easy life brings petty problems and i can understand how distracting that is from real priorities

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@InspectorNerd exactly. like we’ve got a pristine historical record of exactly who ended up with the money and influence in the south, exactly how they did it, and for exactly what motivations, yet apparently any fault in southern governance is everyone’s fault for being so backward and stupid

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@WildJuanGr81 all interaction-baiting piss babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron of the bar

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@LauraJaneGrace never paid much attention to them until i heard the lazy eye acoustic for x1039, the station’s youtube has a lot of quality acoustic/live performances

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@cerealouslynet @EmptyBowlShow literally anything but kellogg’s