shayne

I might have the key to it all

[Cultured Swine (@culturedswine2.bsky.social) @tales_tomorrow]

Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*

[shayne @fried_ribs]

@friedfindings @raraoncrypto @alaskaonsol This nigga got a retard helmet on and everything

[Devin 🪿🚩 @funkentelechyy]

First political science course tomorrow

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Being in a transitional period of your life

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

'Communists' from blue states: "omg I love AOC! 💖"

Communists from red states:

[R.Сам 🦋🐏 @Logo_Daedalus]

I feel more like this every day.

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[shayne @fried_ribs]

@gemmycobsoncoal Ah wade ur so funny

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

The capitalist obsession with rapid growth at all costs is literally the function of cancer cells.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Waiting for the right time to deploy this reaction

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Donald Trump thinks fighting for this makes you a terrorist.

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

in order to be an environmentalist, you have to be anti-imperialist, anti-zionist, and anti-capitalist. anything else is just cosplay.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

What Iranians inside Iran think of the dancing Iranian diaspora:

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Graham Platner: “The anti-trans campaign in Maine is funded by an out-of-state billionaire to make sure we have this discussion and we don’t talk about raising his taxes. That’s why it exists. I think there are like two trans kids that compete in high school sports in Maine? There are 40K Mainers who are going to lose healthcare because of the lack of the ACA extension. One of those things seems very important and real to me. One of them seems like an invented culture war scare to keep people divided”

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

HOLY FUCK it wasn't even close.

I'm going to tell my kids this is Epstein Island