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PR MACHINE:: the substack. link below

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@Madonna SKY FITS HEAVEN

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and the oscar for best supporting bob goes to…..

[One Perfect Scene @oneperfectscene]

catherine zeta-jones in chicago (2002)

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@mylifeinjars THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Locked inside a bedroom at motel 6 blasting Madonna Erotica on repeat &rolling around in a Prada bodysuit at 2am

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@yourboygus1 😭

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@yourboygus1 you’re so smart bb❤️

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@bjork_is_my_mom My year of rest and ijboling

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Soooo obsessed with the notion of cultural virtue signaling

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@flynorse please help me I’m trying to change my flight and I can’t get in touch with your customer service❤️❤️

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@annabelasher hero

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@yourboygus1 you’re crazy!!!!! And that’s Okay

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dream is to one day write one of those pulpy little books they sell at walgreens/cvs

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@bjork_is_my_mom IM SAYING LIKE

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@bjork_is_my_mom was reading these as the opening lyrics to American Life

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The Harry bubble is about to burst i can feel the backlash coming like a distant tidal wave…

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@worms444brains and i’ll be the one to do it

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@worms444brains LMAOO

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i don’t even tweet anymore i just interact w ppls tweets