Nikki Friedli

I'm sorry for anything I said while I was hungry

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Getting ready for an absolute heaver of a night #tastytreats #goldenboy309 @ Golden Boy http://t.co/3RfFRi6Zir

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Some chump stole my pedals. May giant bees sting your genitals, you anonymous asshat. #happythursday http://t.co/k3JGh1cnpI

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Shifting furniture solo is a great way to shred for stereos, bro #stringletready #pingerrrzzzz #biceps #lats

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Fine and dandy http://t.co/YcWHqmP5G0

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Doing what I do best. Aside from eating and put ng the elderly.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

That meteor probably saw Land Before Time and was all "This bitch needs to be quiet and let everyone have a damn starleaf". Then BOOM.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Life would be much simpler if I were a tiny model dinosaur. Side note; how much of a bitch was Sarah in Land Before Time?

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Went to flop onto my bed in the dark. Missed and got well acquainted with the carpet.

Kicking life goals from full-back since '91.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

"I've got a great idea; let's send asylum seekers to Cambodia." Said no-one ev...of wait, Australia said that. Excuse me while I rage-vomit.

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Whoever golf-clapped this garbage into parliament need to stop wearig their arses as hats http://t.co/rWzCgVCcwS via @abcnews

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Them feels #hermanmunsterbiddies

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Skinned Gumby and turned him into shoes. Wet weather protection. http://t.co/f89QJ1Xtzs

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

@lalacaust I live to morph into my winter walrus state. God bless spanks.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

GoT night. Still better for my blood pressure than #qanda.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Once I thought about going paleo, so I made myself a cheese toastie and laughed uncontrollably while I ate it.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Watching Dylan Moran, drinking a bottle of wine, and making chocolate crackles. Read: I am laughing, drunk, and fat. #fatbrandolyf

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Has anyone else noticed how much Megan Draper looks like Freddy Mercury in the 'Break Free' film clip? #madmen #freddysahbabe

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Happy Friday, mofos.

[Nikki Friedli @friedlipants]

Sometimes when I'm having a boring conversation I pretend the other person is a sock puppet voiced by H Jon Benjamin

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@lalaphotography seems sasspicious to me