Barry Friedman

Comedy, light hauling, grief counseling, roofing

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@GinnieGraham @tulsaworld Thank you, my friend.

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It's official: More students have been killed by an AR platform-style weapon at America's schools in the last 24 hours than have been forced to go through sex-change operations.

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@GinnieGraham @tulsaworld I’ll need a pastry, too, if you truly want me to get over this humiliating slight which knocked me back into therapy and spiraling towards self-doubt and hurt.

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Top 10 Passages in J.D. Vance's upcoming sequel: "Hillbilly Elegy II" , by @friedmanbs https://t.co/ofZvSmwdpk

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Biden's performance during the debate, the immunity decision, the postponement of sentencing, even Saturday's shooting, this ruling, and now the GOP convention coming up. Bob Fosse's choreography wasn't this good.

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Top 10 Best Scenarios for Democrats , by @friedmanbs https://t.co/eVR4CRjwIl

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@CharlesPPierce Haven’t heard this much unwarranted criticism since Tim McCarver spoke in complete sentences.

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@CharlesPPierce Thanks much, Pal. “Imagine, Ba, this is who they sent to win the war.”

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Best thing about the NBA today is waiting to see who else, what else, or where else Charles Barkley is going to piss off

@NBAonTNT

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The Roberts' Court calls balls and strikes like Major League Baseball Umpire Angel Hernandez.

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Top 10 Entries If O.J. Simpson Were Keeping a Diary of His First Week Dead, by @friedmanbs https://t.co/UZ5tL0OYNx

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Trump Admits To Paying For Abortion, by @friedmanbs https://t.co/55z43EDXbY

"The president allegedly wrote back, “While I don’t think it’s mine, I really don’t. I can’t prove it, but I bet you’ve had a lot of sex. Anyway, I’ll send you a thou to get rid of it.”

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The Fog of War. The Fog of Outrage., by @friedmanbs
"Thing is, those sitting and grieving and providing comfort in those hospital waiting aren’t being bombed by the same people who are killing their loved ones."
https://t.co/nyzvUOl128

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@CharlesPPierce From Ghetto to Glory. — Bob Gibson

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@CharlesPPierce City I dislike: Dallas
City I think is overrated: Las Vegas
City I like: Berlin
City I love: Paris
City I feel most myself in: NYC
City I still need to visit: Zagreb
City I dream of living in: Reykjavik

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@CharlesPPierce Clearly, it’s NCAA Division 3 antisemitic Brazilian homophobia

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@sigg20 Julius Erving -- and why I was having breakfast with him in The Bahamas I don't remember -- told me that all joking aside, Paultz could play. When I mentioned his jumping ability, Erving did say, "Well, yeah, there was that."

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@CharlesPPierce The Ohio GOP will leave no zygote unturned to fix this legislation