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fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

i just know eric adams absolutely wishes he was mayor for this

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

What is going on in Jinan? In Harbin? Quingdao?

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

insane to think the 30th biggest city in China is still more populous than the 2nd biggest city in America. What are they doing over there? What goes on in these mysterious cities? the average American can name like 3 Chinese cities and there are legit 30 that are bigger than LA

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

being pregnant makes you so clinically anxious im legit googling like “vegetables are they okay when pregnant” like girl

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

just saw a picture of myself from before i was pregnant 💔

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

being pregnant is like my body is a machine that turns lemonade into human teeth

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

they need to make clothes for pregnant ladies that are still cool and fun and young but also work at a school and have to be dressed appropriately

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

@NYCMayor heyy girl im a teacher in queens just wondering if i have to figure out how the hell to get to work tomorrow or if were good

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

@gabydvj when i was at nyu i was in a club called cookies and coloring where we like, ate cookies and colored between classes. and there was a guy there who was really outgoing and my friend was like thats a rothschild

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

@NYCMayor and the schools?????? and the schools??

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Anyone who had to make a Spanish video group project with me in high school has secured my instagram follow for life. I don’t care how long it’s been or how little I know you. We made huevos rancheros together and that means something to me…

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?

coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

when you turn 25 you are Old™️ in Bushwick Years

[vanessa @thyhighs]

there’s an event happening in Bushwick where u wrestle hot people to test ur physical chemistry 😭😭

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

the yondr pouch is the greatest invention of modern times if u are a teacher

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

The Alex Honnold video live: ghoulish, macabre, end of civilization
The Alex Honnold video as a recording: spiritual, life-affirming, beautiful

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

zohran mamdani… cancel school on monday right now and bring back to righteous and joyful Snow Day™️…. UFT has endorsed you and you must do right by us…. @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani @DOEChancellor

[jár @jarodzsz]

Young witches boil every cauldron on high

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

@ohiojesustwink missing nixon and his lover bebe rebozo

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

[❤️‍🔥 @friedn1ce]

the best day of my life (chefs knives, new silverware, and espresso machine all open for business)