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Cast in this unlikely role, Ill-equipped to act, With insufficient tact, One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@JoshReynolds24 “Omg but Mahomes” in a game he has nothing to do with is so sad and pathetic. Thoughts and prayers for you and your family

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@Kevin_T2593 Meanwhile I have to wait 4 years for a StarCraft open world shooter smh

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@SouthParkOrder Crazy how memeable these all are

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@PubliusUltor Honestly goated list. Respect

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@fogellxy Spite

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I wonder how long before one of those seven Cornell frat boys is invited to speak at the next Turning Point USA event.

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

Casey Kasem is 96 years old and still scoring touchdowns. Wild

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

Somehow this chick is still better than Troy Aikman

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

BRUTAL: This #Cowboys fan had his girlfriend commentate the final minutes of Dallas’ game against the Ravens — and she CALLED the choke job.

“Lamar throws the ball really far… they caught it at the 49”

“He kicks it. It’s good. It’s good. OH MY GOSH”

🤣

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@lchenal54 Rest up king. ❤️💛

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@becccaaaaaaw Read this in Backstreet Boys

[Proton Pass @Proton_Pass]

YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@ky_statesman You’re giving way too much respect to trump in this tweet

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the type of vibe i bring to the dog park

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@RSherman_25 lol literally anything what kind of dumb question is this 😂

[Paul Foeller @pfoeller]

Pending the results of Monday Night Football, here are the rankings of the teams getting the most help from the officials.

The Vikings and Broncos are the contenders being most helped by the officials.

The Bengals and Chiefs are the contenders being the least helped.

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

@lukefitzsports 52

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Ok fam you know what to do

[Lukas Fitzpatrick @lukefitzsports]

In order to motivate Harrison Butker, I will donating the following amounts to planned parenthood:

15 for every missed extra point

20 for every missed field goal over 40 yards

30 for every missed field goal under 40 yards

50 for a kick out of bounds

[Nick Falato @nickfalato]

The NFL will paint “End Racism” in the back of the end zone...

Then threaten a linebacker's career for acknowledging ethnically motivated, state-sponsored homicide of kids.

The NFL fines players for alcohol-related celebrations because “the children are watching”— while running ads for Bud Light.

The performative hypocrisy and vacuous platitudes are disrespectful.

Respect to Azeez Al-Shaair 💯

[the artist formely known as @friedquinoa]

Obvi

[clara @clarafables]

is your pfp actually you?