jomon

remember that time you bit your cheek? well, that's only half the story...

[🔻🚀 Insert 🇵🇸🪂 @Insert66438804]

They got rid of DEI and companies stopped having to hire men.

[neion ❄️@VGEN @nei_0n]

tried making MV
#Immergination

[Juby🌙🌸 (𝐕𝐀 & 𝐕𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫) @JubyPhonic_P]

⊹˚.🎀 just the way you are 🎀⊹˚.

[Nifast🍀Greentail @NGreentail]

Nothing scarier than having to walk past a group of cloned broccoli haired white teenage boys

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

Update: She lost her primary to a 29 year old Democratic Socialist.

[hololive (English) @hololive_En]

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[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Remember what you’re fighting for

[Sam Grady @SamGradyWrites]

This is a choice between making myself more depressed or completely destroying the electoral future of the current form of the Republican Party.

[Marshall Steinbaum 🔥 @Econ_Marshall]

Military deployment in the nation’s capital to stop people from taking pictures of the visibly decaying monument to imperial grandeur and using them to make fun of the regime online.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The FBI has recovered several boxes of algae starter kits from Antifa headquarters.

[Zendikar 👧🎲 @bfzendikar]

gnometown funk you up #rkggk #lfgigi

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Wikipedia now officially lists the result of the 2026 Iran War as an "Iranian victory" https://t.co/t7EeE2oEcf

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

it’s time

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative

[Rando_ZLink 👁️‍🗨️🍵👧 @Rando_ZLink]

reminder that cecilia immergreen is an idol

[tom ✩ @tomvcns]

censoring “kill” in your suicide note