When I was dating, there were multiple times where I had to tell someone "You don't need to use therapy language with me, I am not going to cancel you, please say exactly how you feel, that is what romance is about..." and then I'd finally get the real person under that
Ben and Jerry baby can y’all pls make a normal butter pecan or vanilla or something so y’all can be my main lil shit? I can’t keep eating Ooey Gooey You Dropped A Bomb On Me Imma-a Diva Rocky Road
my landlord keeps taking pictures of what is clearly himself pretending to break into our building and posting them on the front door because he is mad we and the other tenants keep letting delivery people into our building