Scott Phillips

Converting your tax dollars into nukes

[Brad Keselowski @keselowski]

IMO @DanicaPatrick was by a large margin the Best female race car driver of all time. It’s an absolute shame she doesn’t get more credit or recognition from the racing community.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART:

Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that"

Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed"

These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

[Scott Phillips @FriendOfDonuts]

L F GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Let’s play some ball.

[Ben Norton @BenjaminNorton]

Reuters confirmed that the elementary school in the Iranian city of Minab was bombed TWICE by the US military, 40 minutes apart.

This was intentional. You don't "accidentally" bomb a school TWO TIMES.

168 children and 14 teachers were killed. It was a massacre.

[just matt @questionableway]

the reason iran is a geopolitical threat is because they could block the strait of hormuz and cripple the world’s economy, something they have never done. so we bombed them until they did that

[Vincent James @davincentjames]

1995: “Iran is building a nuclear bomb”
2006: “Iran is building a nuclear bomb”
2012: “Iran is building a nuclear bomb”
2015: “Iran is building a nuclear bomb”
2108: “Iran is building a nuclear bomb”
2025: “Iran is building a nuclear bomb”

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

I love how Ron Paul’s in the Epstein files but it’s just articles showcasing why he was the best GOP candidate in 2008 and 2012

[Brandan P. Buck @brandan_buck]

The people yearn—they cry out for more expensive housing and war with Iran.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

New Yorkers need affordable, reliable, clean energy.

Nuclear is how we make that happen.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

LeBronzong James.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

what are we sipping on @PeteHegseth

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

"Rent control is not going to be the solution to how we get through this crisis. We need to build more homes.

I'm a no because if you look at the studies, you effectively halt production... I don't want to see housing production stopped."

- Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

Reindeer warmed up ✅
Presents loaded on the sleigh ✅
Cruising altitude ✅

🎅 Santa has begun the long journey south to begin his round-the-world delivery of presents.

Follow Santa on Flightradar24 at https://t.co/7A0DpIV9u0

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

"but what if your favorite celebrity is in the epstein files?"

poliwhirl ain't gonna be in there man

[RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint]

Person who just retired: "If you think about it, taxing income is more fair than taxing property."

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Countries that speak Mexican

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

[alex 💫 @gibbsforsix]

HEARTWARMING: JJ McCarthy pays homage to alter ego "nine" by throwing his ninth pick of the season 💝🥺

[peppard pig @clown_thot]

@cardinaltarjan

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Hearing reports that EU5 is unapproachable, unfriendly to beginners, complex, confusing, and arcane