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Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip.

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Sorry to my fans, but I’m now a chess content creator.

This gambit lets you easily take the opponent's queen. Like, bookmark, and share before they nerf it.

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@3RenChengHu Okay, but they feel like they paid every month.

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The ironic thing is that white-black relations in the late 90s is probably about as good as multiculturalism gets.

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@goblinodds Yeah, probably. My advice is probably over fit on my wife.

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@gdelujo My expectations are properly calibrated.

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Haven't had time for Twitter today. I hope you've all been being normal.

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@ouranometrian2 Or you just opened a new account.

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@JosephZander He loves his roller coasters

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I told my son that if he gets to ten goals this season, I'll buy him a really nice surprise.

In the first three games, he scored zero goals. Yesterday, he scored four.

Two or three games left.

I need ideas.

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@Mechanical_Dodo @seconds_0 📎 💥

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@PrinceVogel Oooh. I'll investigate.

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@bobz44 He will always bet on himself.

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@PrinceVogel Soccer, chess, Zelda, monster trucks, standard boy things.

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@seconds_0 Great idea. Unfortunately, novelty chess sets were the best Christmas gift for me for years, and if one more chess set enters my house I will explode.

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@dsarkerbaldur @DanielParker_13 That's my quant

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This was posted with a dumb, divisive caption. My 6 yo son got 46, 8, and 40. I can see arguments for any, of varying quality.

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@JacksonCHanson I would like to have a long conversation with the furnishers.

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"I like many immigrants as individuals, but we need to put limits on the amount of immigration" is too subtle a point for most people. The voters are too retarded to be nuanced.

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@xwanyex It's probably good for some people to be afraid of credit cards and avoid them.

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@alt1na1 We were in this position once, but I was counting some of the potty training chamber pots to boost the numbers.

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@goblinodds Nice of you to say.

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@UMFL2002 @dsarkerbaldur All thanks to numberblocks, a mother with physics degrees, and charitable reply guys. 🥲