Joseph Henderson

Looking for Rapunzel's window in the ivory tower . Graduate of Imperial and Sussex.

me!

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@MariGO2thepolls Waiter: No, but I can get you something vegan.

Mariana: You misheard. I didn't ask if this is suitable for vegans, I asked if it is suitable for freegans.

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@MariGO2thepolls Oooh I was wondering why my reply got a like today.

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@Authw8 Guy in 2014: How can I put my dissatisfaction with JJ Abrams as a Star Trek director in terms my Star Wars loving friends can understand?

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@TetraspaceWest After their punishment is completed they should be decorated for their marksmanship. Children are small and hard to hit. A wise ruler rewards excellence wherever he finds it.

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@DrewSav That explains, but does not justify, Leia's racist comments about smelling like a Wookie.

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@ram2dus One of the funny things about Harry Potter is not only that Harry is not as good at magic as Voldemort, but that it doesn't bother him. He's happy to do his best and depend on his friends.

Completely different to how Superman is conceptualised and relates to the Daily Planet.

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@Authw8 This goes two ways; it's easy to overestimate your own intelligence when you fail to recognise how much of your deductive ability is really just trust in social/cultural signalling.

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@SpecialPuppy1 @Authw8 Leia was a politician, that kind of awareness of how the empire de facto works is more important for her than a military officer.

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@thoughtxriot Davros is worthy of Mjolnir. That's canon now.

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@Ryan_Gasoline I don't know what "R" and "D" are.

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@henskelion @found_it_funny "in the actual Warhammer 40k canon"

There is no official Warhammer 40k canon.

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@bigseb31213 The version you read has the most sexist lines censored!

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@TetraspaceWest Some fishing vessels have bad thetans.

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@Joe_ICHTHUS When a philosopher wishes to indicate they agree with Kant, they say "I Kant say".

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@asdasdf293 @soncharm Tarkin was too proud of the technological terror he constructed. He didn't realise that the ability to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of the Force.

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@RuxandraTeslo Is the 70% number de jure or de facto? I thought they were very good at hiding stuff from the tax inspectors.

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@frelordrin Maybe he's crying because his son is worthless.

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@Andr3jH Why would a gamer smile at a Shrek movie tie-in game?

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@agraybee On Endor, the jungle doesn't seem to have any flies, mites, or parasites. There should be a nit-picking scene.

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@pawel_lasek @EileenChollet Oh yeah and it's just a coincidence that Tattooine produces these blue-eyed force users? Or that Jabba transformed from a human man into a giant slug? The spice is real.