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everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time

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genuinely curious does anyone know why exactly the entire trump legal agenda seems to run through boasberg's court

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

How in the absolute fuck does this one judge get literally every political case in the entire country that the Dems need fixed?

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@enbismwnplgt no he's usually happy!

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my 1yo looked like this in every single photo they took at school

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@16p11dot2ds @selentelechia

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canada: the new turkey

[POLITICOEurope @POLITICOEurope]

🚨 BREAKING: EU countries have dropped the idea of offering Canada "associate member" status in the 27-member bloc, opting instead for softer language promising "ever closer association," according to a draft statement, seen by POLITICO.

Full story: https://t.co/5OQimYrZVc

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brutal

[Marginal Revolution @MargRev]

Errors in the research of Emmanuel Saez and Gabriel Zucman https://t.co/Fjp3tTBV8e

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@AlexCaswen https://t.co/eJhDJ9j6Uk

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@tszzl @ryangrowthh that's ok i'll keep liking that garbage

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@UN_Women @UN extraordinary

[Alex Godofsky @AlexGodofsky]

What this shows is that Harvard still practices extensive affirmative action and the Trump administration should crack down harder on them.

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@dlovera so real

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we take it for granted today, but a single dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a european in the 2000s would get in his whole lifetime

[Helscom @helscom]

what always gets me about american cooking is that they use these spices like "malcom's italian stallion" or "killer hog's A.P" in europe when we say spices we mean like, cumin or oregano

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https://t.co/HJEAsLHM3i

[Daniel Lovera @dlovera]

@eigenrobot Actual quote from the Fed when making hedonic adjustments to CPI

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@ZyMazza P > NP

[Naccols 🍉 🇵🇸 @Naccols1]

@NightmareFoxxyy this is about Castlevania's flea men isn't it

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@tszzl @ryangrowthh that's ok i'll keep liking that garbage

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@andyman08 @Firebrandt76 @koyoteprime if you want so very much to enslave them i guess we might see what can be done constitutionally

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Catholic News Agency @cnalive]

U.S. bishops are opposing proposed Census Bureau rule changes for the 2030 census, arguing that excluding noncitizens without lawful permanent resident status from the apportionment count would effectively deny them recognition as persons.

https://t.co/nAwFFHZ4fN

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@arguablywrong fortunately or unfortunately we dont vote for bishops

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@elidourado wait til you see what they print about dogs in israeli prisons

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@andyman08 thats not what rationality means

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@idprism lol they dont see other replies

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@SeamusNua can't believe we traded Talleyrand for this