𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀number⠀one⠀suburban⠀dad⠀&&⠀friend⠀of⠀deadpool.⠀⠀——
⠀

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀&&.⠀CAR⠀SALESMAN,⠀COOL⠀DUDE.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀PETER⠀W.⠀DEADPOOL⠀FRIEND.
⠀

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

That’s Wade’s big scary friend.

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

i’m sorry, did you just say criminal empire?

[scarletsamurai.bsky.social @SCARLETSAMURAL]

Jesus. Good thing I inherited a criminal empire.

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

i may have seen like three or four hanging with wade. i’ll be polite and apologize in advance to your wallet.

[scarletsamurai.bsky.social @SCARLETSAMURAL]

I dunno, but I'm gonna need to get more shirts if there's more than one of them running around. He goes through shirts like a madman.

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

excuse me, why does mister wolverine look like my great-grandfather?

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

I’m sure that ya missed me!

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

|| CONNECTIONS FOR PETER!

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

Don’t you worry about that. Ya should see how many of those Wade put to rest in his old days of glory.

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

I’ve got a punching bag outside, do you want to use it!?

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

Gabby, do you want a cookie?

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

HELLO!

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

It’s one of the best franchises in the world.

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

Star Wars Marathon!

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

HEY!

[𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍. @friendofpool]

Doesn’t mean you have to be one.