𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣

"If someone's, like, trying to push your buttons or whatever, maybe you should just try and... and chill—"
18 • Multiship • #UntilDawn #UDRP • Parody

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

Motivated, ambitious, active... tired.
Might give up too much for his friends. Not sorry.
Ships with Em (And chem?—Shh!)
18+ in DMs only

"𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕞 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡?"
"𝕀 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕀'𝕞 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟."

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@J0SHWASHINGTON Too late. I've s33n.

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@lNFECTEDVEINS "Dude, don't just—'oh, Matt, hi,' okay?"

Matt is clearly a bit concerned for his friend, having seen him sulking as he approached.

"You looked like you were feeling really... awful or something. That's serious. What's the matter, man?"

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@lNFECTEDVEINS "...Dylan?"

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@HlDDENMASK What was that, Dyl? You're on Onlyfans? Do I tell Chris and Josh, or be a friend and keep it secret?

*Matt types with a huge grin, but unlike certain pranksters, would never actually put Dyl on the spot*

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@lNQUlSITIVE *Matt absolutely isn't smiling—he insists!—as he imagines an Ashworm, wearing a beanie, with a single worm-size black legging covering her lower half, curled up on top of a book... all of this drawn in something like Captain Underpants style*

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@lNQUlSITIVE Ash, of course! I'd never /not/ put thought in. You gotta remember that I'm not all muscle... there are some brains in here, too.

I kind of thought it was worm because... bookworm, you know? Ugh, my coach... never gives /me/ time to get my nose in enough books.

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@LENlVIED @BIGBADC0P // it’s even harder for us Until Dawn people… )-:

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@ODDBALLHUMOR // dyl is just such a unique character. Matt and I can’t not grin at his hijinks—but feel for him too

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

Dude, really? I suppose I'd better make sure I'm armed with the facts. What do... Cool Ranch Doritos say about me and Em?

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

What's cookin', good lookin'?

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@cIimbingclass @whisperingIane // So hav—

OOC Matt: "MUN... REALLY?! ...this contradicts Em's rules somehow..."

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@HlDDENMASK Dude. Applebees doesn't deserve the business.

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

"What do you mean, can I handle that?" Matt chuckles. "I'm not, like, the ghost of Anthony Bourdain—but I've got the stuff to make these spicy kebabs I showed you last week. No /standards/. Just you and me enjoying all that... spice."

Blush.
Thinks: /Mmf. Never blush, self./

[𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘴 @fourpoint0bitch]

@friendshapedmt her eyelashes at him.

“Whatever your cooking, it has to be up to my standards. Think you can handle that, Mr. linebacker?”

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

Go, friends with actual self control. ✊

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝗌‍ ‍ᵒⁿ ‍ fi͟l͟m͟. @peddlrs]

okay , rise kaitlyn nation AGAIN. 🙄🙄🙄

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@WISEUPS No—I can, like, confidently say I like your edge. Seriously. Sometimes people I know need to be... talked down from their ego trips? You're—goodatthat.

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@godlessbot @UtterCoquette Dude, no. I'm—really into Emily. I want to impress her, right? I'm not /afraid/ of her.

Usually.

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

"Nuggets of what?... hello, weird lady."

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

"See, Chris? Emily isn't controlling compared to some people. ...Demons, whatever. This Catherine has to be a cute normal person with a rich fantasy life, like... you-know-who..."

/wait, I'm not trying to call Josh cute/

[𝕄@𝕥𝕥 𝕋@𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 @friendshapedmt]

@J0SHWASHINGTON Good. I mean, I give him flack, but in a positive way! I mean, everybody gives ME flack...

If we were all in danger... um, again, I'd help you help Dyl, and I think Em would put up with it—so yeah.