Scam Likely, Phd.

life change is coming!!! peace and love EVERYWHERE.

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

he will be diagnosing you all soon inshallah

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@smtngmorethnmud I CANT EVEN REPLY BACK TO YOUR RESPONSES BECAUSE IM BLOCKED

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@smtngmorethnmud this is so awesome thank you for being our lego movie news reporter

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@smtngmorethnmud i didn’t even know

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@spinelle your entire insult is quite literally a string of buzzwords that do not work together, even less with the context of its subject. i am familiar with these words, but you clearly aren’t. do you want scammy to teach them to you, or will you use google? i am a kind teacher. <3

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@smtngmorethnmud sent hate 👍 it needed to be voiced

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@uketifa wtf remmy hi ❤️❤️❤️ its okay you are not apart of the annoying AO3ers i am shitting on

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

i hope AO3 is down for a year solely because of how annoying these people are.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academic titles:

[Brooklyn Sue II (Tiger Crane) @susandonym]

reinventing hanky code but with anime keychains. hatsune miku means you're vers bi. rei ayanami means you're into medical stuff. homura means you're a power bottom. chiyo-chan means you're thirty five years old. etc

[fagellina @desktopwife]

@friendshipmaxx scammy's online course is one of my most recommended resources as it teaches you many valuable life hacks such as: going outside or, even better, getting a job

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@desktopwife if one’s mental health is dependent upon AO3 then it’s mostly over for them. the qualifier’s there because i can save them with my $500 dollar Get Your Shit Together online course on today’s sponsor, Skillshare.

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

i considered selling FREEDOM shirts on campus during the kirkiversary, but feared getting kirked over it. too pussy for the entrepreneur life.

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@myromanticangel you are pushing 30. i turn spiritual whenever i stumble upon people like this because i know if a god is actually out there, they will not be making it to heaven.

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@myromanticangel their minds have been locked in an infantile state from living in a tumblrite echo-chamber. so many of them whine online about AO3 discourse 24/7/365. i fully believe the shutdown is necessary for their souls to develop.

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@bigukeheree i didn’t expect to be remembered after an entire year, iman-chan… you are a TRUE OOMF!!!

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

you can’t be cute by feigning weakness. think about the parable of chiikawa and momonga. fake aegyo is palpable and revolting!!!

[I’m Radiance @missingcategory]

The whole trend of wanting to be seen as a cute, docile prey animal is repulsive and I don’t believe the people sincerely upset over being a ‘hare’ instead of a ‘bunny’ are sapient

[This Is Just Palette🔑🌙 @EvilCrustacean_]

WEBSITES TO VISIT WHILE AO3 IS DOWN

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@bigukeheree they all sound like this

[Scam Likely, Phd. @friendshipmaxx]

@desktopwife extremely funny to publicly qrt their post with this #kingshit