Chandler Bing

Could these quotes BE any funnier?

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Chandler : Hey Emma, its the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?

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Phoebe after her set: "If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."

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Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

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Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You're going to love it.

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“I grew up in a house with Monica, okay? If you didn’t eat fast enough, you didn’t eat!” -Ross

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Chandler: "Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?"

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Rachel: "You think you're making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel...."

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"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!"

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#IvSeenEveryEpisodeOf Friends!

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"your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart" ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

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"This is my husband, Crap Bag!" "If you want an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap."

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RT @LauraCharlotteV: "I guess it's just flan for three, hey that rhymes!!"

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Chan: I don't want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom. Mon: I gotta tell ya, I think it's okay to be that guy

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"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" -Chandler

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Joey: "You don't have a tv??.... What's all your furniture pointed at???"

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Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.

[Bridgid Murnane @bridgmur]

"the world is my lesbian wedding" chandler @friendsquotes

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Ross: "What are you doing?"
Chandler: "Making chocolate milk. You want some?"
Ross: "No thanks, I'm 29."

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Phoebe: "I'm late for... uhhh... my Green Eggs and Eggs discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train."