🔞 Fries ☆

They/he | 26 | Kinda just makes shitposts | DMs open :)

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

I have a habit of not looking at my TL the entire day, making me miss a lot. If you ever want me to see something please feel free to tag me or poke me ab it!!! I promise you I really do wanna see the things!! All of em!

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Haven't really been active but figured I could give a lil psa after getting a dm that I believe @StoopedFastr mightve been hacked. Fully aware it's a scam dw

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

"I'm such a dog" in the sense that I have severe separation anxiety and always want a bite of your food.

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Music isn't enough anymore I need to be put down

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

"Parallel play but we both play with eachothers tits :3" -@izar_sins

[Izar_Rebel @Izar_Rebel]

From sculpture to pattern to prototype!!

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Y'know what? Fuck you. *un-biblically accurates your angel*

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Crying I forgor my water that had electrolyte powder in it and made alcohol it smells so fuckin STRONG

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Me fr

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

I dont recall drinking clown juice bc this seems like a fuckin silly ass joke /silly
But fr wtf

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

@LewdFlea I kinda disappeared but I am back to fite!!!

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

@TheWanderer1049 @LewdFlea You real for that 😔✌️

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Fuck Darrel, all my homies hate Darrel

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

@LewdFlea Darrel is some old man who listed my phone number as his own and I've blocked 50 calls this week alone not even counting texts and whatnot 😭 like it's not even a new number, it's been in use for 25ish years

[Izar_Rebel @Izar_Rebel]

Mouths!!!!

[Izar_Rebel @Izar_Rebel]

Who would be interested in custom “squish” style plushies of your oc? Cause me and @Fries_land are looking at maybe taking commissions for some pretty soon

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

@orionatnight I would 👉👈

[Izar_Rebel @Izar_Rebel]

Dang actual goals
Me,Fries and who and who and who and who and who??

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

@cloakpilotpixel I don't really know anything about lies of p but 😎

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Guessing challenge time :]
First to get it right gets a shitty drawing of choice

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

Me, at Izar: You cum here often?
Izar, instantly: No.
Me: *bites lip*
Both of us instantly dying (Izar nearly had an asthma attack laughing)

[🔞 Fries ☆ @Fries_land]

@cloakpilotpixel I am gonna need a reference, but oddly specific jokes are always funny to me lmao