kitty

Iowa

[kitty @friesandashake]

@TweetitbackZach Where have you been???? I miss you too!

[kitty @friesandashake]

@DillonBreck Honestly, just tequila and Squirt soda. Soooo good.

[kitty @friesandashake]

I hate the word "wanderlust" and the people who use it

[kitty @friesandashake]

All I want is a pair of shorts that don't ride up my thighs to the point of no return.

[kitty @friesandashake]

I just want to eat an entire tube of @Pringles without hating myself #lifegoals

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

List of invasive species:
Mosquito
Cane toad
Humans
Field mouse
Humans
Red fox
HUMANS
Feral cat
HUMANS HUMANS HUMANS HUMANS HUMANS HUMANS

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Your suppose to roast the chicken not take to the crematorium https://t.co/y39HQRFmiP

[kitty @friesandashake]

Why do I thoroughly know how CDs work but record players are still a mystery?

[kitty @friesandashake]

I wish people (monsters) would take their pets to an animal shelter instead of just dumping them on the road

[kitty @friesandashake]

@invisiblepen obviously 😘

[kitty @friesandashake]

Do you ever see someone and think, "oh, their face kind of takes up their face."

[kitty @friesandashake]

People who decorate their car for Christmas weird me out

[kitty @friesandashake]

What kind of sick fuck runs over a 6 year old then drives away

[kitty @friesandashake]

You know you have a good father when he gives you endorsements on LinkedIn 😂

[kitty @friesandashake]

@MTV Disappointed that episode 5 of season 32 didn't record on DVR #TheRealWorld #IWantMyDrama

[kitty @friesandashake]

South Carolina is so fucking stupid. Good job killing off all your bees. #SouthCarolina #twats

[kitty @friesandashake]

The drive home is always 20x longer when you have a burrito in your car

[kitty @friesandashake]

I love that my mom randomly pours me glasses of wine