Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿

If I was funny, I would have a good Twitter bio.

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes.

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Aisa kya krdiya mene jo tum log baat nhi krte

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Ek din phone silent reh jaey ga or mein bajj jaunga

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Parents: don't share your personal details with anyone

Me to ChatGPT:

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Akhir kaar wo ghari aa hi gayi doston jo mene online mangwayi thi

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

i miss when 1k was a lot of money

[Snapchat Support @snapchatsupport]

We’re aware that some Snapchatters are having issues - hang tight, we’re looking into it!

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Aap logo ne notice kiya hoga ki hamari mummy log apne pati ka number "Papa" ky naam se save karti hai

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Mein kya Diwali manaunga mera tou pehle hi Diwala nikal chuka hai

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Maine tou safar select kiya tha,
yeh suffer kaise select ho gaya?

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Kisi ka acha sochta hoon tou uske saath bhi bura hojata hai

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Dusron ki mental health puri tarah fix kar deta hu, aur khud ki halat pagal khane jaane ki hai

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

I'm way too young to be having both back pain and memory loss tf.

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

How tf some people wake up and start meditating or running, i wake up and spend an hour thinking if i really exist or not

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

What the fuck are birds so excited about at 5am?

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Introduce your babe to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support break-up

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

"Why didn't you buy bitcoin in 2010?"
Me in 2010:

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Always use original product

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Apko miltey hongy "flowers"
hum ney "tou jab kaliyan mangi kantton ka haar mila"

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

“Learn to Ask people for help”

Me:

[Snax.🇵🇰🇳🇿 @friess_send]

Yeh achanak se sab Pani mai haldi kyu ghol rahe?