leandro

The best you can is good enough

[leandro @frig_off__]

I have nothing Intelligent to say and I must tweet

[leandro @frig_off__]

Me watching anything by Cronenberg.

[Carolinda sarcasticamente @t_lider]

When the fetish content is so interesting that you don't necessarily find it sexy, but are fascinated by the concept. like appreciating a piece of fetish art in a platonic way.

[cappropaganda updates @cappropaganda]

My waitress was cute so I wrote my number on the customer copy of the check and brought it home

[leandro @frig_off__]

Que verga es chancear

[jacob elgordi @gabyconinternet]

el verdadero consejo: chanceen con todo el mundo, siempre que sea prudente

van a una tienda, chanceen
van a hacer un trámite, chanceen

[Dusk @DuskJohn1]

Damn

[garvy @garvvee]

First they came for the mathematicians, and that sucked because I was mathematician and REALLY did not expect that ngl

[joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸) @JoshuaSteinman]

Send this to your top GC with the boys and say “us”

[leandro @frig_off__]

@LiterallyStarz @SlumRNA_Dog That’s why you need to be on fin before so it stabilizes.

[Lexer @LexerLux]

rationalists: "von neumann was the smartest man of ALL TIME! THE GOAT!"
von neumann:

[Kn1ghtNight #1 CORIN WICKES FAN @Kn1ghtNightAlt]

read impostor in a line of dialogue and i instinctively said "among us"

[Iván @ivanalvarenga1]

Chayanne en la cárcel

Mi mamá en su primer penal contra el Dibu Martínez:

[leandro @frig_off__]

Ya se quejaban de cualquiera ajkakjajkajka

[Mica @micajaure]

como espantar personas parte 1

[leandro @frig_off__]

Yo haría esto si no me funaran porque es el de un ministro que odian todos (no es familia). Encima mis dos posibles apellidos son insultos ajjajajaja

[Lore @Lore78LaLoca]

La tristeza que me da que mi hijo menor (16 años) quiera poner su segundo apellido en la camiseta de voley en lugar del primero (el de su padre), me opaca la alegría de que sea el mío el elegido a modo de homenaje.

[leandro @frig_off__]

Appealing to the empathy of psychopaths will never work. Good for venting I guess but useless.

[Ryan Lowe @ryan_t_lowe]

thinking of this heartbreaking essay written by a mathematician last week, before this most recent news dropped

[leandro @frig_off__]

No me quemés

[agus @peruanosdemierd]

cuando el chabon q te empezo a seguir tiene destacadas de todo menos de su cara asi q sabes que es un feo de mierda

[pepona @candollasign22]

cuando ya sabes que vas a renunciar y empezas a llevarte bien con todos como cuando te vas a suicidar y le empezas a decir a tus viejos que los amas

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

"here's an AI generated slopaganda picture of a US soldier about to be slimed the fuck out by a Jihadist alien samurai, give us one point five trillion dollars"

[leandro @frig_off__]

@nentitasfrutal @lululujejje Genio!

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

CEO: did you take those press release pics?

Photog: sure did boss, dead eyes of Baphomet staring through a door in Backrooms and everything

CEO: what

[leandro @frig_off__]

@Una_Tigra Lo ideal sería que pruebe varios deportes hasta encontrar que le gusta antes que obligarlo a algo por sus proporciones. Si quieren insistir con la altura: volley.