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@AintNoDoctor @fleshsimulator I know a Melissa who would absolutely embrace this.

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@VampyBitme That monitor is 3x faster than normal monitors.

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@ashoyki @wizards_magic https://t.co/6E05ZZn03f

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@Nali369 It's tea from a local coffee shop in northern Ireland...I hate that I have to know this crap, but here we are

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@Nali369 How about when they jump into the emergency lane?

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@Nali369 I get weird looks when i tell people that i found my job through LinkedIn...i also still think it's weird.

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@thedragonprince Yo, Bait is straight up Orson Welles.

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@alyankovic Hardware Store and The Night Santa Went Crazy

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@Nali369 Company funeral

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"can you play pornhub for me?"

Things I never thought I'd hear at work.

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Does anyone else ever forget that coffee can be a mild laxative?

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Just saw a guy do a line off a Newsweek stand...I don't remember uptown Whittier being that seedy.

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@Nali369 This Christmas, get one jump ahead.

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I didn't know how bad it'd get. I DIDN'T KNOW!

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@WishAdGuesses i apparently don't know how to use this...

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Pears are just lame apples. does anbody actually go out of their way for them?

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Are grocery store employees trained to interrupt the best parts of songs with the intercom?

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@Nali369
We ain't the sharpest tools in the shed.

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@Nali369 mayo, garlic and lemons are expensive.

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@Nali369 just like how there was a geocities site for every Fandom 10 years ago