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[frigid21 @frigid21]

@Seraphio26 @scudder_9 Lu mikir rap itu cuma nge-eja kata per kata doang? Kecepatan flow itu urusan delivery sama skil, bukan salah bahasanya. Bilang aja lu gak tahu cara motong suku kata (double time) makanya maknanya telat sampe ke otak lu.

[frigid21 @frigid21]

@Seraphio26 @scudder_9 Analisis lu kayaknya keren pas masih di dalem kepala ya? Pas diketik kok jadinya badut gini.

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

14. Anggaran perjalanan dinas: Rp. 20 T per tahun. Ini pemborosan. Harus dicoret. Jika saya presiden, tidak boleh pejabat RI plesiran ke LN.

[Radio Elshinta @RadioElshinta]

Sebuah video yang memperlihatkan seekor satwa kuskus yang terlihat kebingungan dan panik saat bertahan di atas pohon terakhir di tengah kawasan hutan gundul di Merauke, Papua Selatan, viral di media sosial. Dalam rekaman itu, terlihat alat berat berada di sekitar pohon yang diduga masih menjadi habitat satwa marsupial khas Papua tersebut.

Video yang diunggah akun TikTok anonim @bobyyy_6 itu memicu perhatian publik dan menuai berbagai reaksi terkait dampak pembukaan lahan terhadap habitat satwa liar. Lokasi dalam video diduga merupakan kawasan habitat kuskus yang terdampak aktivitas penebangan pohon.

Peristiwa tersebut disebut terjadi di kawasan Merauke yang diduga tengah dibuka untuk proyek cetak sawah dan pengembangan lahan pangan. Rekaman itu juga memperlihatkan kondisi hutan yang tampak gundul akibat aktivitas pembukaan lahan.

#marauke #papuaselatan #kuskus #penebanganliar

[frigid21 @frigid21]

@roismaruf @BisKota_ Ni orang goblok bgt ga baca ya

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[frigid21 @frigid21]

@liogtttscrp AI bilang bos

[frigid21 @frigid21]

@sugondese6666 Lg mode nomor 7 kalau dilihat dari ekspresinya (2 dari kiri baris 2)

[ruhulmaani @ruhulanakgaul]

Nadiem berhasil SKAK MATI saksi ahli auditor muda BPKP!

Nadiem tanya kenapa auditor menghitung harga wajar menggunakan metode COSTING yang mengabaikan harga wajar di pasar. Harusnya kan didasarkan pada harga wajar pasar.

Auditor tersebut bilang, "Karena harga pasar saat itu sudah bukan harga wajar. Harga tersebut sudah dipengaruhi oleh demand tunggal yaitu harga pengadaan dari pemerintah.

Dan Nadiem pun langsung bantah, "Lha kok aneh?! Pada saat itu kan BELUM DILAKUKAN pengadaan oleh Pemerintah. Kok Bapak bisa bilang, harga pasar saat itu DIPENGARUHI oleh pengadaan laptop besar-besaran oleh pemerintah yang menyebabkan harga pasar tidak wajar?! Lha wong proses pengadaan alias tender saja belum dilaksanakan, kok!".

PLAK!!

[Foxrott @Foxxrott]

@KucengTerbanggg Banyak yang Texas yeehaw🤠

[frigid21 @frigid21]

@LambeSahamjja Ai lu

[Memelord @memefess]

Yak bener, summer bangsat yeet!

[Spiritually Alignment platform (Makhosi) @Blessin43264815]

3 drunk guys, entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk. So he started the engine, turned it off again, and said; "We have reached your destination" The 1st guy gave him money, the 2nd guy said; "Thank you" then gave him money too, while the third guy, slapped the

[frigid21 @frigid21]

@malikarrahiem Thx bang gara2 tweet lu jd terbuka wawasan gua, gua jd ngurang2in mesen gofood lg karena ngerasa ga etis dan ga ngehargain driver2 kl mesen jauh2 👍👍👍

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Jennifer Lawrence is funny as shit. 😂

[Bas (How to Power BI) @HowToPowerBI]

The worst reports I have seen?!

❌ Have extreme amount of filters in different places for the report
❌ Fit in the visuals into a layout (add/remove visuals so it “looks good”)
❌ Only allow for a top line view of broad KPIs
❌ Show too granular data, without enough aggregations to draw conclusions
❌ Draw attention to unimportant visuals/KPIs
❌ Try to combine multiple design concepts in one

#powerbi #report #design #analytics

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO asked me to "audit" our software subscriptions last week.

He sent me a spreadsheet with 200 rows. Slack, Zoom, Jira, Notion, Trello, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

He wanted me to survey the team to see which tools were essential.

I told him: "Surveys are for people who care about feelings. I care about OpEx."

I deleted the spreadsheet.

Instead, I logged into the corporate Amex portal and reported the card as lost.

Every single auto-renewal in the company failed instantly.

I call this "The Scream Test."

It’s simple Darwinian procurement.

If a tool goes down and nobody runs to my desk screaming within 4 hours? We didn't need it.

The Marketing team was at my door in 10 minutes begging for Adobe. We renewed it. The Sales team was crying about the CRM in 20 minutes. We renewed it.

But here’s the interesting part.

The HR department’s "Employee Wellness & Engagement Portal" ($12,000/year) has been down for six days.

Not a single person has noticed.

I didn't just save money. I quantified the exact value of our corporate culture.

It is zero.

Stop auditing. Start unplugging. If it’s important, they’ll scream. If they don't scream, it’s just noise.

[Mudryk Jr @mudryk_jr]

TOP 50 ZOMBIE MOVIES 🍿 🧟‍♀️

Bookmark it 😛🎬

1. World War Z (2013)
2. Train to Busan (2016)
3. 28 Days Later (2002)
4. 28 Weeks Later (2007)
5. I Am Legend (2007)
6. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
7. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
8. Army of the Dead (2021)
9. Zombieland (2009)
10. Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
11. Resident Evil (2002)
12. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
13. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
14. Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
15. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
16. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
17. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
18. Warm Bodies (2013)
19. Land of the Dead (2005)
20. Day of the Dead (1985)
21. The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)
22. Alive (2020)
23. Peninsula (2020)
24. The Dead Don’t Die (2019)
25. Cargo (2017)
26. Rec (2007)
27. Rec 2 (2009)
28. Overlord (2018)
29. The Cured (2017)
30. Pontypool (2008)
31. Diary of the Dead (2007)
32. Survival of the Dead (2009)
33. The Horde (2009)
34.Dead Snow (2009)
35. Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014)
36. The Sadness (2021)
37. Alone (2020)
38. Ravenous (2017)
39. Little Monsters (2019)
40. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
41. The Battery (2012)
42. Planet Terror (2007)
43. Bio-Zombie (1998)
44.Yummy (2019)
45. Versus (2000)
46. Zombie Land Saga (Live Action style films)
47.Mutants (2009)
48. Automaton Transfusion (2006)
49. The Rezort (2015)
50. Patient Zero (2018)