crow

inevitable, inconquerable, in your mom's dms

[crow @friicker]

@infernos_the @Rezolite Dog Quixote was right there

[crow @friicker]

???

[Ben Burgis @BenBurgis]

An Israeli 18-year-old preparing to go to prison for not serving in the IDF:

“I don’t care what people who support the starving of children have to say about my morality."

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

one thing I notice about the literacy crisis is that people will say words that sound like the word they want but mean something completely different because the focus is on sound and not spelling for example I just heard someone say the word confiscate when they meant compensate

[crow @friicker]

i'll say it: the new benson boone song would go crazy if it was a saint motel song instead

[crow @friicker]

@GrailKong @9chabard (not meant to be a dunk, we just don't need to be grammar policing this already correctly written post)

[crow @friicker]

@GrailKong @9chabard there's not a single spot in this post that a comma could be placed without leaving incomplete clauses. u don't just put a comma anywhere u'd pause when speaking aloud; ur supposed to be able to infer that as the reader. ppl just see more than 5 words in a row and get scared

[crow @friicker]

unfortunately had to introduce a whopping total of 13 ants to the concept of mortality last night & then another 2 this morning. returned to the scene tonight and 7 bodies remain. where are the others

[crow @friicker]

i know how this is about to sound but i'm pretty sure the ants in my house are collecting the carcasses of their fallen comrades

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

A big divide in attitudes towards AI, I think, is in whether you can easily write better than it and it all reads like stilted, inauthentic kitsch; or whether you’re amazed by it because it makes you seem more articulate than you’ve ever sounded in your life

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

[crow @friicker]

@clamwife rupaul was right

[crow @friicker]

don't know how to explain it but there is a positive correlation between furries and drag queens

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Hey you know what else MLK believed? This was what MLK wrote while sitting in Birmingham jail. It’s easy to be an armchair expert telling everyone to calm down when you’re comfortable sitting down. Stand up for something that matters and maybe you’ll create a better community.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

legally it’s about as “bad” as having your car registration tags expired like it’s not even criminal we’ve built a police state around civil misdemeanors at most

[crow @friicker]

crocs app glitched and for just a second, on the shop by category page, instead of "women" and "men," the categories were called "bows" and "cars" ????????

[crow @friicker]

@ourmartyredlady though i suppose an alternate 3rd axis could be the wilderness queers

[crow @friicker]

@ourmartyredlady it's "employed," that's the missing third axis

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance