Stage 4 Wallaby

bye yo

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

Just realized it’s still works if you yell “KOBE” and miss the trash can now

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

I’m not allowed to buy the nipple-top gatorades anymore because my girlfriend considers them cheating…

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

Ozzy osbourne sucks ass

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Does anyone know where I can get a pair of crocs for my labubu?

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Touching myself watching beetlejuice beetlejuice this morning

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

I’m sure the teenage mutant ninja turtles would be great in a soup

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

Orange chicken with orange juice for breakfast today bb

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

I’m gonna get cold stoned today #icecream #cold #stoner

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I shoved a Reese’s egg up my ass.

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Just blue chewin’ for lunch today

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

I just had so much fkn French onion dip. Holy mf sh*t. Time to make out w my gf

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

A haiku I thought of tonight:

I hit my girlfriend
Oh shit now the cops are coming
Better flush the drugs

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

I feel like if yogurt had a different name I might like it, but it sounds nastyy. YOGURT eww sounds so gross

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

Anyone remember FedEx kinkys ?

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When I was a kid, Steve Jobs iPod touched me

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I’m 0-0 in Satan’s backyard and I need to change that #letswork

[Stage 4 Wallaby @frindlebabbn]

“Show me your tits” has got to be one of the best sentences ever created