frankfurter

i myself am strange and unusual

[Arar🪱 @absenseoffaith]

Wats it called when ur battling addiction but u just give in like every single day

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I have stopped smoking weed for good.I am now smoking weed for evil

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I keep watching the first few seconds of this when the camera pans over to the duck and can’t stop laughing.

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

this is the only person bringing something new to the marketplace of ideas

[Han 🖤 CHECK PINNED! @spoonfulofhan]

The federal minimum wage hasn’t been raised since 2009 while housing, groceries, healthcare, and rent have skyrocketed. Let’s all pretend adults living with their parents is a mystery.

[melissa ☆ BND x3 @wadesknife]

doom feeling a slight tingling in his buss and realizing he hasn’t seen ant-man for the entire battle

[♫⃠ cathode of industrialtwt @cath0de]

when I got to this part I thought he was gonna start selling the backrooms furniture and that would be the focus of the movie

[Kevo @KevoCavo59]

This is currently my favorite video. I can’t stop watching and laughing

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[street hater @street_Hater]

you gotta understand mel brooks was like one of the first people ever to be funny. her pussy the reason for EVERYBODY in the room

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Reject AI slop and embrace the era of unhinged celebrity montages and stories nobody asked for but everyone somehow needed

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[frankfurter @frinkydink]

Chicken Little walked so Zootopia could run.
-my bf

AND HE’S RIGHT

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Chris Murphy @christress]

As Lin Manuel Miranda once said, there’s nothing like summer in the city #KnicksinFive

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering