Jake

I'm good at talking a bunch, most recently for Establish the Run. I also plant prairies. Short legs, long-winded, and under the radar. Be nice to each other.

[Jake @Frisconsin]

I'm going to go ahead and pin this tweet.

[Eric Thompson @eric_j_thompson]

I do not feel good about the outcome of this game

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@NortonMpls (It could use a mowing to reduce the canopy of annuals and prevent them from choking out the perennials, but we weren't contracted for that. Happy to see it's doing ok, though.)

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@NortonMpls We seeded those wildflowers! Happy to see they're coming in after all the construction equipment compacted the old prairie.

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@spoiltbb Love the fishing lure style!

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@arianaelena97 @cmain7 You won't regret it. I got mine because of Cody and I love it.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@Matt51801 @NovakWeather Looked it up because I couldn't remember. "A Mesoscale Convective System (MCS) is a collection of thunderstorms that act as a system. An MCS can spread across an entire state and last more than 12 hours."
https://t.co/IeYuA0q1pv(MCS,last%20more%20than%2012%20hours.

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.

[Shane @McClellandShane]

“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.”

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@normal_jake_ "You're trying? Well, there is no try. There's do, and there fucking up royal. And you are fucking up royal! So I'm hiring a bounty hunter."

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@ArifHasanNFL I don't know how you do it, Arif. I would have given up four poorly-constructed arguments in. You're made of different stuff.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Anthony Edwards OUT, Donte Divincenzo OUT

The Timberwolves:

[Pat Thorman @Pat_Thorman]

men will literally go to therapy instead of making a fourth-round pick in this shitty draft

[FloHockey @FloHockey]

NO WAY!!!! 🤯

Riley Mercer of the @IAWild made a save you will have to see to believe and even then you might not. I MEAN, WHAT!???

#AHL | @TheAHL

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@cmain7 Does watching both count...?

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@cmain7 Stunning lack of Nebraska on here.

[Jake @Frisconsin]

@ArifHasanNFL I thought these tech giants loved stoicism.