AKH

literal brain vomit

[AKH @frisky_cave]

Hey could someone come watch my inner child, I’ve got plans.

[AKH @frisky_cave]

@DanOCubs @PamM43181472 @jenaglez @jeannelise02 @RepMTG Woah, I went on an unfortunate deep dive on that lady’s Twitter. She’s too far gone to have anything, even partially, reality based.

[AKH @frisky_cave]

So tired of long sleeves ruining cool short sleeve shirts

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In a dream I had a mug that said “give a Gemini 6 Jell-O shots”

[🕷Anya 🕷 @skunk_bucketss]

Hi I’m an edgy 20 year old that’s both pro-social justice and demand people lose money on providing me labor. Anyway here are ten tweets about importance of mental health followed by the meanest bullying you’ve ever seen

[AKH @frisky_cave]

Ben Stiller my heart

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@notrealbowen Nope

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Damn, where do y’all find the 7 hours needed to smoke an entire American Spirit??

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He really said “you’re smart enough to know if someone wants to see you without all these questions.” And damn, I needed that.

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I realize every time I try to date I always end up saying “we met at a bad time” like damn, when’s the time good

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Why does the universe keep stomping on me when I try to be vulnerable bro

[AKH @frisky_cave]

How are you celebrating everyone drive w their brights on day?

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@carry_left Yup

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You’re telling me I’m bummed over a dude who’s phone keeps getting shut off.

[AKH @frisky_cave]

Getting dressed based on if I have the energy to talk about my tattoos or not.

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Forgot gas station employees open carry here.

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Really thought Europe would change me in some way; it was just expensive.

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I either got catcalled or horrifically insulted. I don’t speak French so we will never know.

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So wait, at the London airport they don’t tell you what gate you’re flying out of until 5 minutes before boarding? Am I missing something

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Man future me is about to have a lot of problems

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You ever just be standing like uncomfortable w people being able to see you