The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺

One time fencer (as in swords). Scottish by birth, Australian by choice. Proud Clan Chattan member. Jock from the Fair City.

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@oldspeak_books Nae class. Fur coat n nae knickers.

[Irene 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇲👑🚜🚜🚜 @HakunaMatata26C]

Michelle Dewberry left us with a final, favourite clip of Keir Starmer.
"The return of the sausages"

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@TheGriftReport She’s toast.

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@GrahamJonesxMP @GBNEWS At least he’s a sitting MP 😂

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@FreespeechShell @Benleo Looks like a fella 😂

[Steve_3402 @Steve_L_Mag]

@AngelaRayner remember your tweet Angela ?!

I’m sure you will be advocating for a General Election, as we know this is one of your key principles

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@RachelReevesMP @Keir_Starmer

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@AndyBurnhamGM Call a general election

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

One down.
One to go.

[WindTalker @nmlinguaphile]

Serious question: once Keir Starmer resigns, will he just be replaced by some equally pathetic, retarded wanker?

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@unhealthytruth @jim_slip Just fuckin retire 😂

[𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘩 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧 @sarah__british]

How can Andy Burnham be next PM when two weeks ago he wasn’t even an MP. The country should have a vote, we need a GE.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Humza last week: "It's disgusting to see politicians exploit the murder of Henry Nowak or the attempted beheading in Belfast to push a political agenda"

Humza this week: "lemme just exploit this"

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@NoContextBrits Chap door run

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@ScarlettJonesUK Never saw much of those when I lived in E Anglia 🤦🤣🤣

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@JohnNolancq97 @7tingxxs Washing machine drum

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@RealKellyStaff Rocco 😂😂

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@MeLive007 👎🏻

[Swati Gupta @hrswatigupta]

The Architecture They Hope You Never See

Before you call, the bank already knows three things:

- Visa, Mastercard, and Amex have global zero-liability policies that override the bank's timeline
- The bank is contractually bound to the network
- 70% of fraud victims accept the first delay and stop pushing

The agent is not lying. They are reading a delay script.

[The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺 @fritch68]

@Keir_Starmer @AndyBurnhamGM