Fritz Anderson

Xcode 6 Start to Finish: Just in time for WWDC!

Can't wait for the keynote.

Thanks to all the new followers of my only feed. Some posts will annoy you.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@SarahLongwell25 I'm appalled you would hang the Election of 1872 on the Greatest Statesman Known to American History.

(↑ I trust you get the joke, but 1872 was Grant's second (with no doubt the Peerless Counsel of E.M.Stanton). Did I miss something in Dana Bash's account?)

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@lyft 's customer service: Useless for me, great for itself. Bogus no-show: Parked half a block away, nobody ever does. I'd screamed his name for 2 min. Lyft has lost the "ride," so I'm SOL for service. But take my money? Well-oiled machine.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@incourts I missed the email-confirmation message you sent me on 6/9. I tried clicking the re-send button, that didn't work, and I don't see anything else I can try.

Help?

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@JonahDispatch The credential (magic link or user+password) mechanism doesn't recognize the email I just got the morning newsletter from, the site has no contact link for admin issues, and hello-at rejects incoming emails.

I hate Twitter, that's how much I care.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@LogeionGkLat @rdmond Pure accident I looked at Twitter first time in half a year. Something I can still do?

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@Uber my trip with Rufus, beginning 10:56AM CDT 2/10/2017 zip 60615 wasn’t charged (you say canceled). I want him paid. How do I tell you?

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@vickibark Is there a way to email you? It’s kinda important.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

Email from an online retailer:

Just in: New Arrivals!

Well, yes.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@brithume Begging pardon. I never read far enough. Not with you, but I think you're… within the realm of reason, for want of a better word.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@brithume @dcexaminer Sincere respect, but can I have the list of the jobs that make sexual aggressiveness unexceptionable?

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@rosyna @SwiftOnSecurity I've done work for a med-research hospital wedded to IE6 compatibility. Fear of Δ VM images for life-critical use.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@beanders https://t.co/mWq1Fq6dww

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

You let a goat perform unlicensed surgery? Wow. Most folks just raise them for milk and meat. https://t.co/kgVmWMtaRY

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@cdespinosa Since then… what opportunities to fight wars over US constitutional rights? “WW II was 100% conquest 0% rights” is many × odd.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@cdespinosa We spent… what percentage of our population over the Civil War?

No fair discounting Civil War's ambiguity w/o similar for 1812.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

Dear OKCupid lady: If you have “a sarcastic sense of humor?”

You don't have a sense of humor.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@AwardsDarwin Back in the '70s the general aviation mags featured accident reports based on using place mats to navigate the Bahamas.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@airlivenet It dropped out at ~16,500 ft ~45mi out of Algiers (apparent heading) descending ~1600 fpm.

I hope it just went below horizon.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@asymmetricinfo Dear God. Know that my thoughts and prayers are with you.

[Fritz Anderson @fritzanderson]

@ReliveApollo11 you're aware the link in your Twitter profile is dead?