David Conlon

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[David Conlon @frizdog]

When do we get to the point where we stop assuming everyone is infected? The “everyone is poison” thing has to stop soon, right? #Covid_19

[David Conlon @frizdog]

Mom still thinks it’s a good idea to attach huge video files to email instead of just the YouTube link. I’m not downloading that s on my phone mom! #smh #moms

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@mboyle1959 @LorneGoldenberg Cmon mike. It’s DOUBLE banded plyo bosu march decline floor press. #knowyourexercise #functionaltraining #dbpbmdfp 😂😂😂

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@insidetroy I’d like to reference my tweet from 9/17/19

[David Conlon @frizdog]

Maybe people shouldn’t be doing burpees at all. #badexercise especially desk workers with bad wrists.

[David Conlon @frizdog]

I can’t believe my company suggested we do up to 150 burpees for our at home workout. @mboyle1959 ‘s head just exploded

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@gojamespark

[Ｔｅｅｔａ 💚🤍❤ @OnlyOneTeeta]

This guy has just won the internet.

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@VeniceMase @RamsNFL

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@gojamespark It’s so bad. That “ram horn” is clearly a C. La chargers? I loved the previous logo.

[James Park | JP @gojamespark]

Big shout out to @mfordo and the @imageworksvfx systems team for getting me into sweats and quarantined with a work from home setup. We blinked twice and it happened at scale with little to no hitches. Truly amazing!!

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[David Conlon @frizdog]

How long until he claims he is personally responsible for killing the virus? He’ll say: “I did it! I am magnificent and I saved America”

[David Conlon @frizdog]

Got a 12x forwarded email about the symptoms of covid -19 from my mom today. She must think I have no other source of information about this 😂 #moms

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

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[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“All I’m saying is now we’ll see who the REAL vegans are.”

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Our government and health care systems are both embarrassments for a developed country - as we are now finding out the hard way.

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@Da_MANning @trainwithPUSH @MLL_Lacrosse @TimMorrill @mikenextlevel Love it. We programmed seated jump to box, never felt like we could get enough of a powerful jump bc people were too concerned about that box in front

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Has somebody tried turning Iowa off and turning it back on again?

[David Conlon @frizdog]

@realoverheardla “yeah, I make beats. And write some experimental music...”.