abbie 🌈

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

@NotTheJeffOlsen @Rebelledurban @RobSchneider @StateFarm Trump probs told him that while flying on his private jet dropping emissions all over da country, my dude! The underbrush argument is a red herring to distract you from the fact that no matter who you vote for, nature will prevail. And billionaires don’t care.

[becca☆ the showgirl ☆ #1 DWOHT stan☆ @paintdbeccagldn]

Found this on tt and decided to share😭😭😭

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

“John Calipari and Justin Timberlake go to Gus’ fried chicken and order the veggie platter” -@tropicHANNAH_

#marchmadness #memphisforever

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“tea is nasty, its for old people”

me:

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

what is it with half grown men and loving caddyshack

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

when you line up strips of tape while wrapping a gift and it sticks to the table 🤮🤮🤮😞😞😞😞 then you have to pEEl iT ofF 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

why do all airplanes smell the same?? also it’s 2023 why hasn’t anybody figured out how to make them smell better ☹️

[Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz]

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[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

that’s what I get for naming him “king” smh

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

my ROOMBA is HAUNTED

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

nothing says “wild saturday night” like the entire emergency room in memphis heckling alabama football

[abbie 🌈 @frizzlenoodle]

now more than ever, this younger generation needs tumblr

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

cold calling a berkeley, cambridge, or burlington area code

[Melvin Purdy @MLVNPRDY]

Me seeing the Grizzlies Injury Report: