my favorite part about removing the cats from the christmas tree is the fact that they just either go completely dead weight or cling to the branches for dear life. it’s one extreme or the other
remember when we would like pages or whatever they were on facebook… like “how much is an eminem? 50 cent. that’s ludacris!” and it was like a whole thing
realizing i’ve been gravitating towards a very specific shade of green recently and then got an onion tattoo.
i’m now worried that i’m transforming into an ogre.