Froehlio

🔥🍗 🔥, Sticking It To The Man, and Pokemon. Host of the Witching hour update

[Froehlio @froehlio]

The uncut origin story of mewtwo is a true masterpiece

[グリ🍁(Gulicina) @guli_cina]

"MEOWDY"という挨拶(？)を知った

[is that keri? @itiskeri]

*makes the chess horses kiss* your move

[Flighty Broad Eva Terra @WorstGirlEva]

"tiefling racism is ok because they are descendants of devils" well in the pokemon movie mewtwo explains that a person's worth shouldn't be determined by the consequences of their birth, but by what they do with the gift of life so jot that down

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

Siri play Limp Bizkit

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

the worms in my brain have unionized

[BigGarfFan37 @BigGarfFan37]

What’s left for me after 37k

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

every morning i wake up feeling like a five thousand year old body that they found in a mountain pass and thawed

[Froehlio @froehlio]

You know something is fucked up in your life when you get the bojack horseman theme in your discover weekly

[Froehlio @froehlio]

@squidgame The hyper-capitalist urge to abandon all worldly possessions and travel to LA for the tiny chance of enough money to buy a semi decent life is strong

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Uh oh, what’s gonna happen with thiiiiiiis?” (Picking up random objects at Chekhov’s house.)

[meep @schizogoo]

i hate being a computer virus i wish i was a real girl

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

marry jeopardy, fuck wheel of fortune, kill pat sajak

[Cobysoft Joe @cobysoftco]

Why the fuck does this keep happening to me??

[twist @twistcmyk]

inspiration

[Froehlio @froehlio]

Stop censoring subtitles when the speaker isn’t censored

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

please do not approach me unless i have an exclamation point above my head indicating i have a quest for you

[BigGarfFan37 @BigGarfFan37]

The production of cat boys is essential for the Garfification of our youth.