There is infinitely more outrage in the media today about a DUCK in the Reflecting Pool…
…than there ever was about my neighbors in Western North Carolina living in tents in the cold after Hurricane Helene
That’s so messed up.
💥NEW: Jillian Michaels: "You've got the gays in the street in a THONG dancing in front of CHILDREN in an S&M outfit. Take your kink to your PRIVATE BEDROOM!"
Sage Steele: "Thank you." 🙏
Michaels: "If a straight person put themselves in a thong and shook their genitalia in front of my children at ANY age, I would call the POLICE for having them expose themselves to a MINOR!"
"Take your freak out to your PERSONAL bedroom! What are you guys DOING!? What are you doing!? You are literally ruining EVERYTHING that we worked for! ... you are MAKING straight people homophobic!"
Scottish lad in America: “Excuse me, can I get a rubber?”
American gym receptionist: 😳
immediately recalculates her entire life
He wanted an eraser.
She heard: “I’d like a condom so I can rub one out real quick while I sign this form.”
Then he doubled down with the classic:
“Just need a rubber so I can rub it out.”
Her face went through the five stages of grief in 0.8 seconds.
UK vs US English remains undefeated. This man accidentally speed-ran a sex offender registry application at the front desk.
10/10. No notes. Just pure transatlantic chaos. 😂 🇺🇸 🏴