Frog Jones

Co-author of the Gift of Grace series, and appear in Dragon Writers, How Beer Saved the World, The Mystical Cat, and more.

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All our books. One convenient page. #books #amreading #amwriting https://t.co/qRtkf861J2

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@lavern_spicer Do you know what a pronoun is? I mean...like, outside the political questions of using the CORRECT pronouns...do you know what a pronoun is? Because this makes me feel like no, you don't.

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@RepLizCheney @kyrstensinema

You are both no longer part of your former parties. Please get together and form a new political party for people who want neither the socialism of the extreme left or the fascism of the extreme right. We the sane but underrepresented need it.

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@DoorDash_Help My wife did the chat with you all, and you have already given the refund. It just sucked having my medication schedule thrown off, nothing much to do about that.

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@DoorDash just lost our order. Two hours later, no food....and I need food to take my heart medication. They issued a refund, but what I need is dinner.

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It's #SundayMorning, and that means we've updated #souloftheshieldmaiden, our #webnovel, for your #reading pleasure!

Get extra eps by supporting us on Patreon: https://t.co/gAWv4QJT7x

Read the web serial here: https://t.co/XpRrkjs9MC

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First eight episodes of Soul of the Shieldmaiden are up for our Patrons!

https://t.co/XpRrkjs9MC

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Frog's Hubris gets him into a wrestling match with a typewriter. https://t.co/p8f9udlNmg via @FacebookWatch

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It's coming this Saturday. I #amwriting an entire short story. On a typewriter. Immediately posted in public. With a randomly selected first sentence. Want to submit a sentence? Just go here:

https://t.co/ln14LGJ6Qj

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@KatmaiNPS Did our boy Otis make it through the winter? That's my main concern. He's so old, I know one of these winters he won't come back, but I was hoping to see him sittin' in his rightful place once more.

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Off to the #writing bubble with us. Three days in seclusion with nothing to do but write. I am #excite

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@cnnbrk THIS JUST IN: Fire still hot.

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The US Senate has blocked a bill.

ALSO, THIS JUST IN: FIRE STILL HOT.

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@NathanMackBrown Me

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Sometimes, I look at a #promotion for our #writing and I think...did I bite off more than I can chew, here?

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My wife: You stole my pencil.

Me:. I took OUR pencil.

My wife: And then you...

Me: I can yeet community property if I want to.

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Guys, it's an exciting month for IW books. All you #reader people, we are getting set to launch an exciting web serial. Soul of the Shieldmaiden is going to be available for absolutely nothing! If ever you wanted an intro to our #writing, this is it.

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The #Extreme #xtreme #Author #challenge is on, people.

https://t.co/1K6Diadzgu

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@AnnaProsser The bang TANGLES in a shower orgy.

https://t.co/fA29yR3XkE

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So, I #amreading #cthulhu shorts for the anthology whilst smoking meat next to me, and it struck me. This is #thedream, isn't it? Good stories and #smokedmeat?