Turanga Leela

treacherous with slime | she/her

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Hey actually we’re getting divorced now so

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Asked him if I look pretty rn and he said, 3 sheets to the wind and several hands into Balatro, mind you, “what goddess do I need to compare you to in order to realize how stunning I find you?”

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

@_coffeeblake Decorum is literally dead

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

@GKuhlenschmidt Working on it now just for you❤️🫡

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Truly dumb of me honestly to even vent about this on a platform owned by someone so pro trump he almost got sued for it🤪

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

I hope the third party voters in swing states feel so extra good and happy voting “against genocide”

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

A miscarriage and an abortion are the same thing, legally and medically. I have PCOS. I want to have children. H might not have been able to make it better, but T has already made it worse and will continue to do so.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Us everyday because being alive is so cool!

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

@_coffeeblake I’m absolutely reeling at this revelation

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Addiction is a disease, I understand that. I also have so many feelings about porn addiction.

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Is there American Dad > Family Guy discourse, if so I’d like to join please?

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

I know this is old news but I’m watching handmaids tale and “I have to pay a fine online” is the most fucking hilarious line considering the context I’ve ever heard in my life.

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Decided to go a lil crazy and put my neatly folded underwear *on top* of my neatly folded pants at the pap smear

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

I literally forget every time I rewatch the Orville that Bortus gets a role-playing/porn addiction like that’s an insane plot line that I’m so here for

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

@_coffeeblake We stan your career at [redacted]

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Listen I know I’m not the smartest bitch in the world but it’s weird that our retirement is based in either the labor of youth of the time period, the stock market, or almost best case a combo of the two, right?

[Turanga Leela @frogbeefaroni]

Me on S2E11: I like Science Fell in Love S2 better than S1!🥰❤️😊

Me on S2E12: Whiplash the likes of which I have not seen since Goblin Slayer what the fucking fuck

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Oh to be Rufus the seaside cat enjoying a ride on the snails at joyland