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fuck...

[B @frogblender]

If you want to sing and dance, you gotta pay the band, baby…

[B @frogblender]

Did my heart love till now? Also, Paul Rudd is in Romeo and Juliet. Had no idea. Fucking vampire.

[B @frogblender]

It’s almost been a year and it still seems like yesterday.

[B @frogblender]

Courage is fear that said a prayer.

[B @frogblender]

If you’re going to shake the can, prepare for the fizz.

[B @frogblender]

Oh, what? Does it come from a rare Transylvanian five tittied goat?!

[B @frogblender]

I wonder how many therapists have heard about me?

[B @frogblender]

Drinking Jack and jerk off by myself or whatever Ella says…

[B @frogblender]

I’ve never been on the other end of not taking the shot. I was the shot. I would have ringed, married and had a child worth that woman. Speak up before you can’t.

[B @frogblender]

Why am I clinging on to a past that doesn’t want me and that I don’t want?

[B @frogblender]

I’ve always loved the divine comedy. Something about loving someone so much you would go, literally, thru hell to find them #hopelessromantic

[B @frogblender]

Being an apex predator is hard sometimes

[B @frogblender]

@Linda__snd Hi

[B @frogblender]

@zooe_moore gm

[B @frogblender]

The good lord saw fit to only make one of me. Praise God, he saved you all.

[B @frogblender]

I’m addicted to rock bottom the same way. Heroin addict loves the piercing of the needle. Lord help me. Lol

[B @frogblender]

I am now the villain. Maybe I always was. Either way, I embrace this era.

[B @frogblender]

I hate when they say they need to be home by 1pm and then take up until 10pm to start. They always expect 3hrs and like, I wasn't raised by lazy. That's just an awfully flattering bar to believe in.

[B @frogblender]

The amount of exes that hit me up to get destroyed is larger than people who are actually interested #knowyourrole

[B @frogblender]

If there was a gold medal for being a rebound, I would win the gold every year.