Garrett

Emergency doc. Bird app lurker.

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

One of my doctor friends put a parental control password lock on Fox News in the doctors lounge TV and if that’s isn’t the most brilliant passive aggressive 2020 move I don’t know what is.

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@gruntdoc @EBMgoneWILD I’ve found that any mandatory text box seems to do just fine when I smash my fist into the keyboard and give it random letters. No admin person has told me to stop (yet)

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@gruntdoc Impressive. But could you find the single serving peanut butter packs to go with?

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD One of the spots I work only has 2 units of O neg in the building for emergent use otherwise getting a crossmatch and a unit from the state blood bank takes legit 9-12+ hrs. There’s no on site blood bank, even getting a type for Rh or Rhogam is a send out

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD That’s the dream

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

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[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@GoodishIntent That chest tube’s named Wall-e

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD @otorhinosaur The zechs marquise to milliardo peacecraft transition when he breaks his mask is one of my fav moments in that series

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD @gruntdoc @efunkEM I assume lots of MDM hard stop click boxes or *** prompts, at least initially

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD @DrTobiasFunky My buddy has been trying to get a local brewery to buy in to his idea for a Pilsner named Gas Station Dick Pils

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD @jtrebach Also one of my fav colors. Reminds me of the paint in the Jardin Majorelle in Marrakech.

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD Would you rather have fists the size of your eyeballs or eyeballs the size of your fists

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Order from chaos using the power of sound

This is artist Kenichi Kanazawa producing geometric patterns with only sound as a tool

[Giddy🌍🇨🇦 @giddywillz]

How to have fun as an adult

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@efunkEM @hawkvox I had one FP send in a guy with a written Rx for “needs a therapeutic phlebotomy.” No prior dx of polycythemia. A week after a bad bout of gastroenteritis. With a hgb of 18.something.

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD @joshmcgoo It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@TriageNurseMD Whipped butter and flaky salt. All you need

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@nerdist

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

@triumelephantly He was actually really fun to rotate with in the OR as a med student. Lots of jokes. Great personality. Really threw us all thru a loop when I heard this story a couple years after I’d graduated

[Garrett @frogdoc11]

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