haechan’s #1!!

here for sh!ts & giggles!! back to being delusional ☺️

[kami 🧸 @ikissjaekook]

90 degrees at 9am, i hope y’all are happy using your gemini and grok and claude and chatgpt and aND AND !!!!!!!

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

A bum ass, male centered bitch (gender neutral) will deadass look you in the face and say Chris Brown is touching him. Nobody doing it like Mike.

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

if you’ve never experienced the rush of getting a good grade on an essay you wrote yourself about a book you never actually read then you haven’t lived

[vivi🍨 @cravingchinese]

I hate when im having a conversation with someone and i can feel how dry my responses are but i cant come up with anything else to say

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Is it just me or anyone else noticed social and spatial awareness completely vanishing? People freezing in doorways, hogging the entire sidewalk, planted in front of exits, blocking whole aisles, stopping at the top of escalators… Get out of the way. Other people exist here too.

[Kendall “Evilmom” CIS 🖖🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her @FireStorm1977]

This kind of shit makes my blood boil. If they stop Social Security that means since I was 14, I was forced against my will to pay an illegal tax. And I want every fucking dome back with 15% compounding interest plus money for pain and suffering because I’m the victim of a crime.

[QUALA 🍒 @laqualaarianna]

Im so 50/50 with having kids.. one day im picturing myself having a family and other days im like fck them kids

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

lowkey consider myself lucky i experienced high school without ai because nothing compares to the joy of finding a brainly that has the exact same questions as your homework

[rylee 🪽MET TUCKER @cmprmise]

did everyone collectively forget that jesse rutherford & the neighborhood LET THEIR ABUSIVE BANDMATE BACK INTO THE BAND ?????? AFTER HE ASSAULTED A WOMAN ??

[Princess M @ymqmaya]

I’m such a boring college student.

[Oddie @Odddieee]

I deserve the most romantic man in the world

[Ashley @ashleeyhhh]

Rawdogging my 20s with no dating apps no situationships no drinking smoking sex and 0 social life

[lori @stardustmeadow]

“pero like” is lowk my fave taglish combo

[n @myloversprayer]

rent paid, nobody cheating on me, i love all my friends to death, there is food n weed at the crib… Amen

[♱ ray @thugqah]

college assignments will have u sitting in the same spot for 5 hours

[emy🎀 @eamii00]

You wouldn’t be worried about the calories in buzzballs if you actually danced when you go out

[Pengu @Penguxn]

apple juice is better than orange juice and it's not up for debate

[ruthjeeee @ruth40474520]

i wanna get ate out so bad

[🦕 @chupkrr_]

i need a tattoo, an orgasm, and some food