….slimeman

I’m just trying to have a good time (this is my personal, Art Acct: @love_yubee)

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For those of you who are new to the ....slimeman page, consider this your introduction...

slimeman best hits thread:

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@cahdsux Hahaha it's sooo dated but there's still some gems on there

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do any of you guys use Tumblr? I was thinking of migrating...but idk where to

[Danny A. Reyes @oryozema]

alcoholic

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@hadoisTIRED Okay wait he redeemed himself....

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Tommy said he isn't attracted to anime characters and I was stunned...I said even Tsunade?!? He said no causes shes old...WTF!! But I appreciate that he still supports me and my attraction and need for big titty anime women figurines...

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@hadoisTIRED I'm going to crash out...

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@hadoisTIRED LITERALLY WHAT I SAID I was starting to get pissed off lmao

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- hot women think I'm cute and love my boobs which I should've said for the first perk lol

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some things I have found comforting about being fat are:
- weirdos don't talk to me at the club/in general
- when someone does fuck with me, they're usually cool
- I do wonder what it would be like to be thinner but I don't hold myself to the same standards that skinnier women do

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The fucking goat

[Animal Crossing World 🏝️ @ACWorldBlog]

Happy Birthday to Punchy! 🎉😺

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tbh I have been comparing myself to everything I see online and I'm starting to lose my sense of self and feel like complete dog dookie

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The Internet is kinda evil and poison for my brain :( except for the asmr and slime videos those are good for my brain actually

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TAMADOTCHI LIFE AND RHYTHM HEAVEN IN THE SAME DIRECT WHAT THE HELLLLL

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WIFEEEEEEE

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forgot I have a coworker named Jesus (we call him chuy) and was really confused....

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This video always makes me laugh lmao it's so quotable

https://t.co/y5LBZWHX92

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@rattyboyslim Hahah yeaaaah I see it

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HELP are these cute or am I just being influenced to think it's cute LOL like I'm afraid ON ME it would look granny like or dated and not in a cool way....or maybeee I'm just used to wearing these big circle frames and I'm scared to try smaller ones....

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@hadoisTIRED OKAY see that's what I'm saying but I just don't know if I could pull it off...better yet ...if I have the WARDROBE to pull it off 😫