Mitch I Might Be

Formerly Oprah Is A D**e. Currently a Certified Public Ac(cunt)ant. Amateur Seahorse Racing Sportsman. Professional Diaper Changer.

[Mitch I Might Be @froggiefack]

Whem I die, I want Amy Schumer to speak at my funeral because my death is no laughing matter

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@AdamKinzinger That’s a fun narrative. The American people have overwhelmingly voted against open borders yet past administrations didn’t make the case to the people…they just did it. Including you.

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@RepSaraJacobs We literally live in a drone state military dynamic as well as the most dynamic non boots in the ground defensive and offensive measures ever seen. I’m anti war, but you’re so behind the 8 ball on this with this response…you’re paid to clickbait. Next.

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@mehdirhasan So you agree with genocidal leaders. What a great take

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@JasonLaCanfora As you’re probably aware by now, it was Iran who killed those girls. But sports media “journalists” who were run out of sports media usually tend to relabel themselves journalists for the cause on social media to help pay the bills…regardless of the journalism standards

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@RepThomasMassie @RepRoKhanna You literally don’t vote for anything tho.

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@pick_six22 CTE is in full effect here.

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@gerrydulac

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a new addition to the lineup 🧵

#SeahawkBaseball

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@mattforney Florida and Texas are in high surplus of tax dollars if I’m not mistaken. They would only go broke if fraudulent spending was going on. Add a consumer tax to balance the property tax if need be. Also can do a marginal income tax way less than national average. Everyone wins.

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@UNCWBaseball Digging em. Still need to get the retro yellows with white and Kelly green script jerseys back in rotation. Also the W logo with UNC arched thru the middle of it.

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@kpomerleau There’s many fallacies to your argument, the biggest one being it would be detrimental to your own revenue stream if property tax was rewritten. So obviously you’re gonna give an obtuse response to this to defend your own future cash flow.

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@texasrunnerDFW The problem, which I think you addressed in a follow up post, is the fraud. Taxes are going up because of the fraud and it just compounds. If there was no fraud, you could cut taxes 75% across the board (including property) and still get same benefits. Basically a Ponzi scheme.

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@ClayTravis The Wide World of Ports

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@TimVitaleX It’s the wild Wild West out here now. I feel old as hell.

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Only took 6 years to get unbanned on this bad boy. Anything crazy happen?

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@QueenCityVader My guess is that you’re very overweight. And probably have no friends. And I bet the non response makes me correct

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@QueenCityVader I kinda feel for ya. It must be bad when you gotta have a social media account and you’re too scared to even show what you look like.

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@QueenCityVader Wait you’ve probably never been laid. You should get laid bro

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@QueenCityVader Why are you so scared?

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@QueenCityVader Post your face