unserioushuman

thinking the unthinkable (not really)

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

“Don’t care, don’t get attached, protect your peace”
Nonchalance is just capitalism’s way of convincing us that empathy is cringe.
Why develop empathy when you can optimize your feelings for maximum productivity! 😻

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

Cramps so bad I feel like kms

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

So jealous cause someone said “Built like a wrestler” I am not even sure if it was a compliment but I’m just standing there like… do I say thank you?😭

[Tiramisu Latte @fhadenough]

Got told I look like I go to the gym #wearesoback

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

New day, new dental appointment. Opening my arms to welcome the misery back into my life because I HAVE TO :((((

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

@fhadenough

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

The twink shortage is getting out of hand. Our favourites aren’t twinkling anymore 💔 This is a fucking crisis.

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

It’s okay @Spotify , I love you and ik you don’t love me back. I’ll keep coming back after every ad like a clown who hasn’t learned a single fucking lesson.

(Non-premium user. This is an abusive relationship and I am the problem.)

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

“I liked you.” BRO????? AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION NOW 😭😭 CONGRATULATIONS??? SHOULD I FRAME IT??? EAT IT??? TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE??? KEEP THIS USELESS LORE TO YOURSELF.

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

Guys when it comes to having zero empathy for the opposite gender: 🗿

Also guys: “But Charlie had a wife and kids 🥺”

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

@fhadenough Kaise bhai? Saare jhandu toh maatam manate hai 😭

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

Being pretty ≠ being attractive. Some people are objectively gorgeous and still have absolutely no rizz.

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

my guy friend is catfishing men online and watching their delusional ass fall for it is genuinely peak entertainment 😭

at this point i’m just hoping he figures out how to monetize the chaos because HELLO??? these people are volunteering their wallets

MONEYYYY

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

@fhadenough

[amal @__littichokha]

I don't like the way they've separated the tweets and retweets this is giving controlling circulation of information

[Neha @neha_aisa]

Students died, but the camera must roll for @gupta_rekha's theatrics.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

And the nominees for the best actress in a political role are...

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

PR so important, Jammers laga diye bc

[AAP @AamAadmiParty]

CM Rekha Gupta learning from the best:

Just like PM Modi: PR first, governance never.

[unserioushuman @froggy290808]

@fhadenough Roar and Dark Horse are the only ones I genuinely find good, and their MVs were pure magic to me as a kid 😭